Pillow fortress of Dooooom

[rengadeirishman]

:lays the foundation:

 

[rengadeirishman]

:erects laser tracking pillow turrets on the perimeter:

 

[rengadeirishman]

alright, the fortress is up, who wants in?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Um, pillow fortress sounds fun but the doom part is a little off-putting.

 

[Guest]

Um, pillow fortres sounds fun but the doom part is a little off-putting.

Perhaps Pillow Fortress of Orgasmia ?

 

[Recidiva]

We need a caravan route to establish trade routes between our pillow fortresses.

 

[Guest]

We need a caravan route to establish trade routes between our pillow fortresses.

Where's Happy Llama and Evil Alpaca and Shang when we need beasts of burden?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Perhaps Pillow Fortress of Orgasmia ?

I was thinking more like... The Pillow Fortress Stronghold, or some such.

 

[Recidiva]

Where's Happy Llama and Evil Alpaca and Shang when we need beasts of burden?

Pillows are heavy

 

[MagicaPractica]

Pillows are heavy

What are you using?! Goose down?

 

[Recidiva]

What are you using?! Goose down?

No, I'm just sorta scrawny.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Where's Happy Llama and Evil Alpaca and Shang when we need beasts of burden?

I'm leading the charge! Pillow fortresses were made to be attacked. Wildly.

Yaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[MagicaPractica]

No, I'm just sorta scrawny.

Uh huh, suuuuure. You're just acting all feminine and helpless to get that knight up there to help you.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm leading the charge! Pillow fortresses were made to be attacked. Wildly.

Yaaaaaaaaaah!

Large hooves against pillows? *runs away*

 

[Recidiva]

I'm leading the charge! Pillow fortresses were made to be attacked. Wildly.

Yaaaaaaaaaah!

So...no burdening then?

 

[BlackShanglan]

So...no burdening then?

Madame, I am a noble destrier, a charger at the fore of the fight, a seasoned warhorse of -

Did you say you had carrots?

Oh, very well then.

 

[rengadeirishman]

I'm leading the charge! Pillow fortresses were made to be attacked. Wildly.

Yaaaaaaaaaah!

target acquired
: pillow turrets open fire, pummeling Shang:

:guy from goldeneye voice: I AM INVINCIBLE!!

 

[rengadeirishman]

Soooo, now that i am the High King of all i survey, ruling by divine right etc. etc. I will now be accepting harem applications. First come, first cums.

Whos up?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

:guy from goldeneye voice: I AM INVINCIBLE!!

You are aware that bad things right after the last time he said that, right?

 

[rengadeirishman]

You are aware that bad things right after the last time he said that, right?

quiet cretin, you dont tell the bad guy that. whats the matter with you.

Guards, place him in my newly constructed insanely elaborate death trap, and post my most inept guard at the door. He will know the might of REN!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[MagicaPractica]

Soooo, now that i am the High King of all i survey, ruling by divine right etc. etc. I will now be accepting harem applications. First come, first cums.

Whos up?

I thought you were a knight, not a sheik. *blink, blink*

 

[rengadeirishman]

I thought you were a knight, not a sheik. *blink, blink*

aye, but i need an army, and what better army then one composed of my children?

so what day should i put you down for?

 

[BlackShanglan]

target acquired
: pillow turrets open fire, pummeling Shang:

:guy from goldeneye voice: I AM INVINCIBLE!!

Quiet voice from horse at front door: "I was faking."

 

[rengadeirishman]

Quiet voice from horse at front door: "I was faking."

SILENCE!! Guards put him in my equally elaborate but altogether different death trap down the hall.

 

[BlackShanglan]

SILENCE!! Guards put him in my equally elaborate but altogether different death trap down the hall.

Gotta catch me first. Guess what horses are good at?

*stampedes through central control room stompling buttons everywhere*