Pigtails

[TheProfessorX]

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[erostwo]

Candie's

The summons arrived in the mail dated material enclosed a list of charges and a time to report. Superior Court in session how do you plea? Figuravely speeking do you understand the question? I'm setting aside this case to appoint an attorney and reschedual at another date? Court dismissed! Leaving the Court House, the University stood out in the distance shrouded by trees with a field where the teams practiced. This its different the classes don't have prerequesites Pre-Med Scientific Intrumentation, English, and Library Studies. Taking the elevator pushing the button to the third floor a thick scent of perfume filled the lift when the doors opened I walked down the hall into the room and took my seat.

 

[texasace]

Everyone needs a good laugh.....

How to get to Heaven from Ireland


(A true Irish story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher )

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to
see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big
garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into
heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and
kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband,
would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then
how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'

It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye,doesn't it?