Pickup lines

[pplwatching]

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

 

[littlebabyclit]

inspired by today's trip to the grocery store

Back in high school my friends and I used to joke "I have a seven inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears." I don't know where it came from.

We were hanging out at the local cruise spot one night. A couple of really cute girls were pretty much blowing us off when my friend said to them, "I have a seven inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears." The girls started laughing and giggling, and a couple of them came over to talk to us.

Amazing what will work on us females, huh ?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

Awwwwww...that one is just sweet.




Here's what I'd like to say to the cute bag boy at the grocery store when he asks if I need help with my cart of groceries or my grocery bags...

Sure. How about you bag yourself up to go ?

or

Yes, I'd love some help. Now get in my cart and let's roll...


When a sexy male cashier asks me if I've found everything I need:

<eyeballing him up and down> Oh yes. Now I have.

 

[pplwatching]

"I've heard that these flowers stay beautiful for over two weeks. I've love to watch them bloom with you."