alildevilish
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Whats the best pick up line youve ever heard?
Pick Up Lines!
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alildevilish
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ok
oh you must be tierd because youve been running through my mind all day lol
oh you must be tierd because youve been running through my mind all day lol
wizbit9
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i was mutted the words
the more i sit here the more i get to like you but i am going to have to go because your not going to want to get off with me
it worked. i got a 26yr old nurse at the age of 17
symphathy worked that day
sad approach really
the more i sit here the more i get to like you but i am going to have to go because your not going to want to get off with me
it worked. i got a 26yr old nurse at the age of 17
symphathy worked that day
sad approach really
Wysteria
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Define 'best'. 
I've got a soft spot for (and a collection, somewhere, of) the really, REALLY cheesy ones.
"Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?"
"That's a great dress. I bet it'd look wonderful on the floor by my bed."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can totally see myself in your pants."
"If I said you had a beautfiful body, would you hold it against me?"
and of course the classic,
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
Edit: Aw, damn. See what happens when I leave the computer for a couple minutes mid-post? Duplication!
I've got a soft spot for (and a collection, somewhere, of) the really, REALLY cheesy ones.
"Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?"
"That's a great dress. I bet it'd look wonderful on the floor by my bed."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can totally see myself in your pants."
"If I said you had a beautfiful body, would you hold it against me?"
and of course the classic,
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
Edit: Aw, damn. See what happens when I leave the computer for a couple minutes mid-post? Duplication!
alildevilish
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well
maybe my wordings off
Wysteria said:Define 'best'.
I've got a soft spot for (and a collection, somewhere, of) the really, REALLY cheesy ones.
"Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?"
"That's a great dress. I bet it'd look wonderful on the floor by my bed."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can totally see myself in your pants."
"If I said you had a beautfiful body, would you hold it against me?"
and of course the classic,
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
Edit: Aw, damn. See what happens when I leave the computer for a couple minutes mid-post? Duplication!
maybe my wordings off
unclej
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i don't use pickup lines unless i'm doing it as a joke and i make sure the object of my desire knows it. i did, however use a very successful line once without meaning it as a line.
i was laying around a busy apartment swimming pool one sunday afternoon and a lady with an absolutely perfect body and kickass tan put her towell on the pavement in front of me. i was in a chair and more than a little stoned. she had just applied some of that coconut smellin' lotion and was layin' there all shiny and sweaty and smellin' good and i was just staring at her. up and down and not even being polite about it. she was on her back and wearing sunglasses so i couldn't really tell if she knew i was looking or not.
after a few minutes she kinda raised up on one arm, took her glasses off and asked me what the hell i was doing. in a moment of complete candor i smiled and said, "just trying to decide if there was one square in of your body that i wouldn't just love to put my tongue on." she giggled and asked me what the verdict was and i, of course told her i couldn't find a single one. ten minutes later we were in my apartment and i was showing her that i'm a man of my word.
if it had been contrived it propably wouldn't have worked.
i was laying around a busy apartment swimming pool one sunday afternoon and a lady with an absolutely perfect body and kickass tan put her towell on the pavement in front of me. i was in a chair and more than a little stoned. she had just applied some of that coconut smellin' lotion and was layin' there all shiny and sweaty and smellin' good and i was just staring at her. up and down and not even being polite about it. she was on her back and wearing sunglasses so i couldn't really tell if she knew i was looking or not.
after a few minutes she kinda raised up on one arm, took her glasses off and asked me what the hell i was doing. in a moment of complete candor i smiled and said, "just trying to decide if there was one square in of your body that i wouldn't just love to put my tongue on." she giggled and asked me what the verdict was and i, of course told her i couldn't find a single one. ten minutes later we were in my apartment and i was showing her that i'm a man of my word.
if it had been contrived it propably wouldn't have worked.
alildevilish
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My nickname used to be snickers
some guy says to me Hey snickers. Can I eat you like a snickers?
some guy says to me Hey snickers. Can I eat you like a snickers?
Wysteria
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Re: well
Well, I didn't say they =worked=. Though if someone tried one with the right level of I-know-this-is-ridiculous-but-it's-funny in their tone and manner, it'd get the conversation started at least!
Ones with better chances of working are much less interesting...
"'scuse me -- is this seat taken?"
"Want to dance?"
"Hey, that's a nice shirt."
"Hi."
Boring to suggest in a thread!
alildevilish said:
Well, I didn't say they =worked=.
Though if someone tried one with the right level of I-know-this-is-ridiculous-but-it's-funny in their tone and manner, it'd get the conversation started at least!Ones with better chances of working are much less interesting...
"'scuse me -- is this seat taken?"
"Want to dance?"
"Hey, that's a nice shirt."
"Hi."
Boring to suggest in a thread!
Brandy99ta
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MorgaineLaFay
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The best, I don't know, but it was the most memorable ... I'm at work, its getting pretty late at night, cute college guy walks up to me and says, "Nice Rack Baby", if it hadn't been such a crazy-ass busy night, I might have held back on popping him one.
His_kitty
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My fave cheesy pickup lines are;
"Did your mother have sex with a carrot? Cause you have nice eyes."
"Should I call you or just nudge you in the morning?"
"Hi I'm easy, looks like your hard"
While crooking a finger ~ "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
"Did your mother have sex with a carrot? Cause you have nice eyes."
"Should I call you or just nudge you in the morning?"
"Hi I'm easy, looks like your hard"
While crooking a finger ~ "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
