Pick up lines

[postobatwork]

OK. So after a stirring exchange with a rather well endowed, seemingly witty and confident woman of Lit...I have a poll idea:
What is the best pick up like that you have ever heard and either fallen for, or at least, said, wow, thats good enough that I will give him/her a shot?
Or
What is the cheesiest pick up line you have ever heard used ?


Lets hear 'em boys and girls!

 

[PullMyPonytails]

hmmm, I won't use the one I just used on ya, so I'll tell ya how my ex husband hooked me...

I was at a country nightclub (c'mon, it's texas, y'all) and i was sitting high atop a shoe/bootshine booth with a friend, just enjoying the music and the crowd. All of a sudden these two cowboys show up and start shining our boots. He did a good job and he even had roses! He bought all the roses a guy had been walking around selling. I let that cowboy sweep me off my feet, and he didn't even say a word...how's that for falling for a pickup line?

 

[postobatwork]

Damn those cowboys. They get all the fun. The closest I have come to that is when I was at a club/bar here in NC and sat in one of those chairs and the bathroom attendant actually came out and started shining my shoes. It was very funny. Very strange and I totally looked around to see if my buddies were getting a picture. I mean who knew it was an actualy shoe shine chair?!?

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Only one pick up line that has ever worked or ever will on me.......Simply say "hi" and you have a chance....Of course you have to follow it up with personality and good looks............Six Pack abs give you a better chance.....