Pick-up Lines

[she_is_my_addiction]

Post the best (or worst...depending on how you look at it) you've heard or used...

 

[arienette]

The ever-infamous "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Are you made of Kryptonite? Cause damn I feel weak around you!

 

[arienette]

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.

 

[Liar]

I don't use them myself (too bloody sociophobic to come on to strangers) but I have witnessed this quite cliché one work:

"It's when I meet women like you that I wish I knew a good pick-up line."

 

[arienette]

I don't use them myself (too bloody sociophobic to come on to strangers) but I have witnessed this quite cliché one work:

"It's when I meet women like you that I wish I knew a good pick-up line."

I've heard that one used one me a couple times...I'd just laugh and slowly walk away.

 

[kendo1]

It was so long ago...

I don't think I ever used a pickup line.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I said "Do you want to get together?"
She said "um... for coffee, you mean?"
I said "We can start with coffee if you want!"

No dice, crash and burn

 

[arienette]

I said "Do you want to get together?"
She said "um... for coffee, you mean?"
I said "We can start with coffee if you want!"

No dice, crash and burn

Oh that's fabulous!

 

[china-doll]

Say, did we go to different schools together?

 

[china-doll]

Excuse me, do you think that we might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us. ~ I've see this one work before.

 

[MissBri]

 

[zeb1094]

"Hey, didn't we go to different High Schools together?"

EDIT: Sorry China, I should really read the whole thread.

 

[china-doll]

"Hey, didn't we go to different High Schools together?"

EDIT: Sorry China, I should really read the whole thread.

We apparently have similar poor taste.

 

[zeb1094]

Guy: "Did it hurt?"

Target: "Did what hurt?"

Guy: "Did it hurt when you hit the ground after falling from Heaven?"

 

[zeb1094]

We apparently have similar poor taste.

It would appear that way.

 

[Guest]

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[zeb1094]

"You know, from over where I was sitting you are the foxyest lady in this place? You know that don't you?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

"That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming too."

 

[Penelope Street]

One sill gives me the creeps; I was picking up a friend from a bus station in Houston during the late 80's.

"Hey, Baby. How about some pussy?"

I was so stunned I couldn't think of anything to say; just gave him a glare before sitting next to the safest looking man I could find.

 

[BigAndTall]

Did you know there is an actress that has your eyes.

(Yes, I said it, and yes, it worked )

My friends in college and I had a game we played of who could THINK and USE the cheesiest lines.

 

[BigAndTall]

One sill gives me the creeps; I was picking up a friend from a bus station in Houston during the late 80's.

"Hey, Baby. How about some pussy?"

I was so stunned I couldn't think of anything to say; just gave him a glare before sitting next to the safest looking man I could find.

You sure he didn't have a box of kittens he was giving away?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

You sure he didn't have a box of kittens he was giving away?

Yes. I'm certain that must have been it.

 

[zeb1094]

One sill gives me the creeps; I was picking up a friend from a bus station in Houston during the late 80's.

"Hey, Baby. How about some pussy?"

I was so stunned I couldn't think of anything to say; just gave him a glare before sitting next to the safest looking man I could find.

Your reply should have been:

"No thanks, but my dad would like some! Why don't you send your mother over some night!"

 

[BlackShanglan]

"I write pornography while disguised as a horse."

I'll let you know if it works.