Pick up lines

[BlackSnake]

Do any still try to use them?

"Hey baby, want some fries to go with that shake?"

Just curious.

 

[Guest]

BlackSnake needs to use pick-up lines?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have a pick up truck.

 

[Guest]

would

fuck me now!

constitute as a pick up line?

just curious

 

[ABSTRUSE]

would

fuck me now!

constitute as a pick up line?

just curious

only for a slut like you.

 

[Guest]

only for a slut like you.

you warm the cock...les of my heart


TART

 

[ABSTRUSE]

you warm the cock...les of my heart


TART

take me now, you rodent of lust.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Your place or mine... or in the coatroom in five minutes?"

 

[BlackSnake]

Nope, I don't need any lines. I think they sound funny when I think of some.

I like "fuck me now" for women, I don't see how it wouldn't work.

I think pick up lines would piss women off today, not sure though.

I've been going with the truth for years before I met my wife. It seemed to work well.

Going over to a woman and telling her that I was looking at her butt and wanted at least to say hi, never got me slapped.

 

[Guest]

take me now, you rodent of lust.

thats not fair to tease me about my cheese fetish..

swiss strumpet.. holes in all the right places..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Nope, I don't need any lines. I think they sound funny when I think of some.

I like "fuck me now" for women, I don't see how it wouldn't work.

I think pick up lines would piss women off today, not sure though.

I've been going with the truth for years before I met my wife. It seemed to work well.

Going over to a woman and telling her that I was looking at her butt and wanted at least to say hi, never got me slapped.

Honesty is always best BS, good for you.

 

[CharleyH]

would

fuck me now!

constitute as a pick up line?

just curious

It has worked for me, only a little more dominating.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It has worked for me, only a little more dominating.

Did you use all capitol letters and an angry smilie face?

 

[Guest]

Hi, I'm Martin.

 

[BlackSnake]

Hi, I'm Martin.

What's up Martin...Oh, that was a line...lol

I don't go with my name because I don't know where it could go.

Reply: "I'm married"

I don't give a shit if she's married, if it doesn't go anywhere. I was gone quickly if I didn't get a smile.

 

[cloudy]

Hi, I'm Martin.

That would work for me...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Passive line:

MARTIN: Who's up for Martin?

Or . . .


Active line:

MARTIN: Anybody care for a nice dry Martiny?

 

[BlackSnake]

BlackSnake needs to use pick-up lines?

Just in case anyone has forgotten. I don't think so...I'm really courious

 

[Darktouch]

No time for lines. I usually just listen.

 

[Guest]

That would work for me...

I've found that simple, straightforward and honest usually do.

 

[Guest]

Passive line:

MARTIN: Who's up for Martin?

No need to get up on my account.

Active line:

MARTIN: Anybody care for a nice dry Martiny?

Dry? How 'bout a little sweaty?

 

[Carl East]

My all time favourite. 'Do you fuck on first dates, and does your dad own a brewery?'

Carl

 

[Guest]

Hi, I'm Martin.

If someone came up to me and said that, I'd LMFAO!

Please, don't get upset. There is absolutely nothing wrong with introducing yourself that way (it worked for me ).

The reason why I'd laugh is this... I have two daughters. One is six, the other is eight. My six year old calls her sister "Martin". Don't ask me why! She's crazy. She called her by that name one day, and we all thought it was hilarious. She calls her "Martin" on a regular basis now. Poor child (she finds it funny, too.)

Lou

 

[comp|icity]

come on!

We all know truth works best if you really want to pick someone up - that or eye contact - but how about more of the the cheesy lines :


I've been stood to attention since you entered the room, can I stand at ease now (better if in uniform)...

Is your underware reflective because I can see myself in it tonight...

(ask to see label in jacket) Just wanted to see if it said made in heaven...


and so on and so on....

 

[kinky shy girl]

would

fuck me now!

constitute as a pick up line?

just curious

Some guys seem to think it's cute or funny if they throw out "Wanna fuck?" as a first line. I have a friend who does that from time to time. He's f-ing hot so he usually gets away with it.