Photos of the alien I captured.

[riff]

I tried to make friends, but it wanted to kill me. He was only the size of a cigarette lighter but with a hell of a punch (ever been hit in the head with a cigarette lighter and you know what I mean).

He trying to get up my nose and got stuck. I opened the door to my freezer, closed a nostril with my thumb and blew real hard. He shot out like a cannonball into my freezer and I quickly closed the door.

It took 3 days for him to die.

I stuck him in an old Absolut bottle I used as a candle holder and preserved him in vinegar.

 

[riff]

Another perspective. They are using our television broadcasts to poison our minds.

 

[riff]

And as I said in another post somewhere, they are also using television to control the weather.

 

[badasschick]

riff, did I ever tell you...

You really turn me on sometimes?

 

[riff]

No, but it's good to hear from time to time.

The feeling is mutual.

 

[April]

You're crazy Riff.

But I love your kitty.

 

[bluespoke]

Wrong!

Wrong I say. That looks nothing like p_p_man!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Lay Off The Pipe riff!

 

[Wiggles]

How'd you get him in there?

And I agree, crack is bad.

 

[Lord]

rofl, aliens are gonna take over! everyone shove all your pets(they may be aliens) into your refridge

 

[sexy-girl]

riff you are so cool

 

[bluemuse]

Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.

bluemuse

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Shit crack is bad??? welllllll phhhhuuuuuucccccckkkkkk!!

Trix xx

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Isn't that one of those spongey thingys that grow into stuff? yeah I know I sound blonde, But you know how you buy a little pinky dianasar and it gets big kinda like your penis Riff