Phone sex!

[Steve43]

Hello, I'm a middle-aged Scottish man interested in intellectual chat and kinky phone sex with a like-minded lady (not necessarily in that order). Please PM me if interested.

 

[bigwoody8]

Hello, I'm a middle-aged Scottish man interested in intellectual chat and kinky phone sex with a like-minded lady (not necessarily in that order). Please PM me if interested.

Not in that order?!?

So you might actually be a middle-aged lady looking for Scottish phones to have sex with in all kinds of kinky yet intellectual ways...

 

[Steve43]

Haha, no, definitely male.

 

[pornochic]

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[Fuzzy1975]

Apple needs to make a dildo shaped I-Phone so I can have phone sex properly. The rectangular one doesn’t fit too well.

Maybe you should just limit yourself to cordless phones, most have a better shape for, ummm, well you know.