phone sex

[pussypleaser]

Hello all any one for a little phone sex. I am long thick and hard
cummmmm on lets have some takers

 

[Ms_Lilith]

long, thick and hard doesn't matter over the phone.

 

[takingchances42]

long, thick and hard doesn't matter over the phone.

Imagination is what matters over the phone. By describing himself as long, thick and hard, he was displaying his imaginative talents (or lack thereof)...

 

[dreamer]

Hehe, Vix I can just see it now.

guy: "Yeah I've got a teeny little nubbin of a dick"

Vix: "OOOhhhh baby that's SOOO hot...more more...."


heheheh

I know what you meant...but it's so fun teasing you.

 

[xx_La_Reina_xx]

hehehe

Hehe, Vix I can just see it now.

guy: "Yeah I've got a teeny little nubbin of a dick"

Vix: "OOOhhhh baby that's SOOO hot...more more...."


heheheh

I know what you meant...but it's so fun teasing you.

hehe..heyyy now..it could work for some people...

*wink*
Reina

 

[Freya]

long, thick and hard doesn't matter over the phone.

LOL Vix.

 

[GlovelySave]

How come now one has Fax machine sex? oh are we playing"what am I" lets see your long thick and hard are you a trash truck?

 

[ub6ibfine]

well...

...i aint gone knock it i wouldnt mind a little phone sex at
tha moment myself

 

[Lust Engine]

Hello all any one for a little phone sex. I am long thick and hard
cummmmm on lets have some takers

Long, thick & hard? Which head are we talking about??

A little more bait to hook the masses at least! This is about as inviting as "Wanna fuck?" and about as personal too. I always figured if I wanted to land someone to chat via phone sex, cyber or otherwise by placing an ad here on Lit, I'd at least extoll the fact that I do have an imagination, a way with words, a vocabulary beyond that of a Rhesus monkey and some tact with sensual skills. Without the benefit of tactile stimulation, (possible visual if web cammed I guess) it leaves it up to your imagination & word play. Show us what you got!!!

But then who knows... it might attract just the kind of person you're looking for!

 

[peachykeen]

LOL LOL LOL

you know what I love about this site is that there is such an excellent bunch of intelligent sexy people here, who are just so fucking great at spotting the idiot wankers and giving them their due.

Kudos, y'all!

 

[Lust Engine]

LOL LOL LOL

you know what I love about this site is that there is such an excellent bunch of intelligent sexy people here, who are just so fucking great at spotting the idiot wankers and giving them their due.

Kudos, y'all!

My apologies about the Rhesus monkeys though. I never meant to insult our little furry friends.

 

[takingchances42]

Re: Re: phone sex

But then who knows... it might attract just the kind of person you're looking for!

"Pussypleaser" (in his own mind, anyway) has been trying variations on this for a few days now. To general public ridicule. But the real question is how many pms he has gotten, and whether this has actually worked for him?

 

[spankableBelle]

Hello all any one for a little phone sex. I am long thick and hard
cummmmm on lets have some takers

damn...i can't believe i passed this up...

 

[takingchances42]

Re: Re: phone sex

damn...i can't believe i passed this up...

Belle, you do phone sex????

Hey, it's not too late! I'm, uh, long... (compared to a vienna sausage)... hard... (compared to jello)... and thick... (compared to your average toothpick)...

PM me with your phone number and let's get wild!!!

(well OK, mildly stimulating anyway... better than watching paint dry or the grass grow)

 

[StevenWill]

CALL ME

My days are LONG; my waist is THICK; my life is HARD.

Call me at 1-800-HARD ONE--before my bed time at 9:30 PM EDT.

 

[liloleme]

Don't forget voice!

Imagination is incredibly important! But a sexy voice does wonders for phone sex!

 

[spankableBelle]

Re: Re: Re: phone sex

Belle, you do phone sex????

Hey, it's not too late! I'm, uh, long... (compared to a vienna sausage)... hard... (compared to jello)... and thick... (compared to your average toothpick)...

PM me with your phone number and let's get wild!!!

(well OK, mildly stimulating anyway... better than watching paint dry or the grass grow)

Well, hello there, You!

And yes (blushing) on ocassion i have been known to engage in phone sex...

And i prefer a long, hard, and thick imagination... 'cause if one tries to fit a long, hard, and thick cock through the phone line it's just going to come out squashed, soft, and really very thin...not very appealing...<giggles>

 

[ub6ibfine]

well

not as many people on lit are into phone sex, well not as much as i figured would be. i know im UP for it.

 

[pussypleaser]

I am ready for phone sex Lets play

 

[GlovelySave]

I tried phone sex once only ended up breaking the phone. Wasnt sure where to insert my self into the phone.

 

[ub6ibfine]

gettin this straight...

...i am a straight guy i was just saying i cant knock phone sex an sayin i was up to it sometimes myself.

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: Re: Re: phone sex

"Pussypleaser" (in his own mind, anyway) has been trying variations on this for a few days now. To general public ridicule. But the real question is how many pms he has gotten, and whether this has actually worked for him?

I can't imagine how anyone could even reply to this. It's about as imaginative and in depth as misspelled junk mail. It has the cerebral depth of a puddle. I can onl imagine the reply to the query...

"duh, sure...let's git it on. UGHFF! Thanks dude..."-spoken in a long heavy drawl with intermittent coughing.

 

[Guest]

I tried phone sex once only ended up breaking the phone. Wasnt sure where to insert my self into the phone.

that might possibly be the funniest thing ive ever heard

 

[LadyOfTheMist]

GlovelySave..........

is a very naughty sex monkey!


Who said something about being a straight male? What does being straight have to do with phone sex???

Look, guy-who-started-this-thread...........honey, you gotta get a better line. Women don't respond to that, do they? ::shakes head:: Didn't think so. (unless your date has to be removed from a box and driven to the nearest Chevron to be "inflated".)

Come on ladies and gentlemen..........cough up some good advice for this guy......... he is a brother in need (Oh lord, give us the strength).

Praise the lord, pass the ammunition, holy fucking shit, Amen!!

Lady

 

[StevenWill]

it's words

Don't get me wrong, I love phone sex. You should never underestimate the power of words to enhance sexual feelings. This is literotica after all. However, big dicks don't mean much. I have always wondered why men ask women what they are wearing online. Do we think they wear spike heels and garters to their computer. A creative sexual conversation that builds sexual tension is great, but "creative is the crucial concept.

Steve