phone sex virgin

[DrDav]

A hi-jacked thread.

Hi there,
I haven't posted on here for ages. However, I have something to post for this evening:

Nicely spoken english man - never tried phone sex before, has a rare opportunity to try it, if anyone is game?

If you might be, PM me, and we'll talk.

xxx

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Hi there,
I haven't posted on here for ages. However, I have something to post for this evening:

Nicely spoken english man - never tried phone sex before, has a rare opportunity to try it, if anyone is game?

If you might be, PM me, and we'll talk.

xxx

Don't do phone sex... tried it once... I caused extreme pain and bleeding... the fucking phone is the wrong shape entirely.

 

[ladyadonia30]

Lmao

haha yet another lovely visual Jen....shit..need a razor phone?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

haha yet another lovely visual Jen....shit..need a razor phone?

Wanna borrow mine, Love?

 

[DrDav]

Don't do phone sex... tried it once... I caused extreme pain and bleeding... the fucking phone is the wrong shape entirely.

lol, very funny

How about "sharing a mutual sexual fantasy via a phone/voip conversation"

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

lol, very funny

How about "sharing a mutual sexual fantasy via a phone/voip conversation"

Hmmm... like I said... It would prolly have to be in the BDSM catagory... And I've been there... done that... don't do it anymore.

Besides... I'm a bytchy old bag.

 

[DrDav]

Well, it was an open quesiton to anyone, not just you.

Mind you, unless I was saying "BDSM phone sex", not sure why it would need to be in the BDSM catagory since we've established I didn't mean for someone to stick an actual telephone in their orifaces

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Well, it was an open quesiton to anyone, not just you.

Mind you, unless I was saying "BDSM phone sex", not sure why it would need to be in the BDSM catagory since we've established I didn't mean for someone to stick an actual telephone in their orifaces

Ummm... how else would you do it?

Mmmmmm Lovely new AV, Lady A

 

[ladyadonia30]

hmmmmmmmm

well..one could manage to hump the phone

wonder if they sell phone condoms

*scratching head, slighty puzzled*


Dr.Dave

How would u..have phone sex???

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

well..one could manage to hump the phone

wonder if they sell phone condoms

*scratching head, slighty puzzled*


Dr.Dave

How would u..have phone sex???

Let me look in my Adam & Eve catalogue, Lady A... they might have a dildo phone... or maybe even a butt plug phone... that would be way cool

 

[DrDav]

...
*scratching head, slighty puzzled*


Dr.Dave

How would u..have phone sex???

lol, very funny

How about "sharing a mutual sexual fantasy via a phone/voip conversation"

It'd be nice if people actually read my posts properly

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

It'd be nice if people actually read my posts properly

We are trying desparately to accomodate you, Dav... we just need the proper equipment... give us a break

 

[ladyadonia30]

lol

assphone! hahah bend over and say sumtin!

hehehe

Dr. Dave not many people are going to partake in phone sex....A) it can cost
B) it is over rated C) freaks can trace calls
D) real sex is better

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

assphone! hahah bend over and say sumtin!

hehehe

Dr. Dave not many people are going to partake in phone sex....A) it can cost
B) it is over rated C) freaks can trace calls
D) real sex is better

I love you, yanno... now lick me

 

[DrDav]

assphone! hahah bend over and say sumtin!

hehehe

Dr. Dave not many people are going to partake in phone sex....A) it can cost
B) it is over rated C) freaks can trace calls
D) real sex is better

Well then, prey tell, why are the people, such as yourself and the troll, participating in a thread about something they're not going to participate in. The only reasons I can find do not reflect kindly on any of you.

 

[ladyadonia30]

hahaha

Well on the internet, we cast no reflections...like vampires.

We are writers, we write erotica....we don't get on the phone and talk it really...unless im getting paid! then it is a consideration..however...we come here..banter, have fun....and some writer cyber....
gets the creative juices flowing

but honey...having real sex...far more fulfilling than writing about it..and talking it.

I'd rather walk the walk

 

[DrDav]

Well on the internet, we cast no reflections...like vampires.

We are writers, we write erotica....we don't get on the phone and talk it really...unless im getting paid! then it is a consideration..however...we come here..banter, have fun....and some writer cyber....
gets the creative juices flowing

but honey...having real sex...far more fulfilling than writing about it..and talking it.

I'd rather walk the walk

If people weren't doing it, there wouldn't be a name for it. Besides, there are circumstances when "walking the walk" as you so proactively put it is not a practical possibility.

Now you see, I wouldn't have had to of said that if you hadn't started fucking around with my thread. If no one was interested, just let the thread die - simple.

 

[ladyadonia30]

hijack

however, this alone will draw attention...maybe negative..but you will be read

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

however, this alone will draw attention...maybe negative..but you will be read

hahahaha... another sucessful hijack... WTG Lady A

 

[DrDav]

Well you know, oddly enough, I didn't really want to be read having an argument with a pair of trolls.

That's funny, I've just been sent a PM to inform me that you two hi-jack threads as a routine behaviour.

So remember everyone else, don't feed they girls for they are Trolls!

This has been a PSA on behalf of the sane people.

 

[ladyadonia30]

trip trap trip trap

*snarf*
wh0's that walking on my bridge..????

you don't want to be seen arguing with us...well shit..u keep doing it!

 

[DrDav]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/DoNotFeedTroll.png

 

[ladyadonia30]

bump

bump bump

 

[Nero-1]

bump for the sexy trolls

 

[Phil_O_Gynist]

Rotflmao

This has to be one of the funniest things I have read on the 'net. Thanks