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Jenny_Jackson said:Sorry tried phone and didn't work for me. Bloody phone is the wrong shape, it hurts and draws blood. It pretty much sucked
DrDav said:Gee Jenny, I would have thought someone with your 'wit' would have thought up a new phone-sex joke by now
In case anyone is wondering. Jenny has a problem, she objects to posts looking for phone sex, so she feels the need to interject, rather than just leaving them be. However, she hasn't been able to think up a new line yet, so we always get the "I couldn't fit the phone up my p***y" joke. Which is a pretty lame one, because we all know how small mobile phones are these days![]()
shyandsecret said:i want to bump this for myself![]()
I have the same problem with the phone , coming from a mans perspective there isnt enough vaseline you can put on it .Jenny_Jackson said:Sorry tried phone and didn't work for me. Bloody phone is the wrong shape, it hurts and draws blood. It pretty much sucked
shyandsecret said:never done it, i need to be on the phone lying down, pc to pc hasnt replaced phone sex for me...
shyandsecret said:no thank you i dont want anything around my head! jeesh i am a wild child when i come!!
shyandsecret said:never done it, i need to be on the phone lying down, pc to pc hasnt replaced phone sex for me...
DrDav said:Bump for all the cool people in this thread.
Unfortunately Jenny posted in this one, and she's not cool![]()