Philosophy Thread – the Big Questions

[Rick DeVille]

Who am I?

Why Am I Here?

Is there Life after Death?

Why do Dogs never run out of Piss?

 

[alltherage]

Who am I? I am a thought in the mind of an angry giant.

Why Am I Here? I think he had pickles and onions for diner again. Sheesh I warned him too.

Is there Life after Death? But, giants never die. He thinks therefore I am.

Why do Dogs never run out of Piss?

They don't sweat? And god there is all the teritorialism.

 

[Caria Knight]

Who am I?

The one sitting two rows behind you to your left.

Why Am I Here?

Damned if I know. A lecture, seminar, orgy?

Is there Life after Death?

Hmm, that's a tough one. Let's kill someone (preferably not me) and find out.

Why do Dogs never run out of Piss?

There's no explanation for this one. Must be the 8th wonder of the world.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Who am I?

Why Am I Here?

Is there Life after Death?

Why do Dogs never run out of Piss?

I am Jenny, and I am addicted to LIT!

There IS life somewhere after death!

There is no definitive answers to WHY questions. (I'm not sure why I wrote that!)

 

[Debbie]

Who am I?
Who am I?

By Debbiexxx

I ask myself, who am I?

I believe I am me but in what dimension?
Now, past or before? I continue to explore
I know I prefer honesty, not deception
Damn you false prophets, go, go I implore
Mask people take off your mask and be gone!

I believe in natural creativity, a given talent
Something we all have, even if untapped yet
I respect kind words or true words well meant
Understand, touch your inner child, like a pet
Stroke and embrace, an accepted part of you!

I believe in love, true love, meaningful and true
Lucky we are when we find it , sad when lost
I love nature, wild life, sky, earth and humans too
We must respect, preserve it all, no matter the cost
Do your bit, you and I, so future generations can enjoy!

I believe in racial equality, we all need to unite, as one
Our blood flows red, the same, we all share humanity
I am a loving mother, 2 boys, oh so much fun
Sharing, caring, teaching them so much you see
Everyday I look at them and know I’m ok!

I believe in people, even when they let me down
I’m an optimist, my glass is half full, not near empty
I give thanks for my family, turn the frown upside down
I am me, unique, barefoot in a puddle, ever so humbly
My toes squishing the mud between my toes, It’s different!

I believe in the gold at the end of the pretty rainbow
Fairies, Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy all alive
Childlike feelings, inner being grow, so much to show
Love, innocence, believing, common sense help me survive
Who am I? ME! Simply but complex, Debbiexxx, I am me

Why Am I Here?

On Earth?

Because my parents were necking late one night and well things got rather passionate... blah blah blah and so I was born.

Or on Lit?

I am here to spread smiles, sunshine and shoot the breeze.
I enjoy Lit and the people who are here.
Plus coming from a religious family I love the naughty feeling of posting on a porn board! *grin*

Is there Life after Death?


I believe so. I have nothing to base my belief on.

Why do Dogs never run out of Piss?


Because they are always lapping water, clean or dirty. From puddles or the toilet.

 

[alltherage]

Umm. I was thinking. Oh lord no. Sad but true. On the doggy question. I think that god made dogs so pissy so that if we start a really really big fire the dogs of the world will unite in one giant pissathon and rescure the retched refuse of humanity. At any rate thats what the giants brain told me to think.

 

[Ice Cold]

Who am I?

Why Am I Here?

Is there Life after Death?

Why do Dogs never run out of Piss?

I'm Ice

I got no where else to go

Only if they have the paddles juiced

Because they'd have no excuse for waking me up early in the morning.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Read some Thomas Hobbes or Bertrand Russell... the answers lie within...

 

[scrymettet]

Umm. I was thinking. Oh lord no. Sad but true. On the doggy question. I think that god made dogs so pissy so that if we start a really really big fire the dogs of the world will unite in one giant pissathon and rescure the retched refuse of humanity. At any rate thats what the giants brain told me to think.

close enough to the truth

 

[Ayaka]

Did you ever see that Far Side cartoon with the dog drinking from a hose filling himself up with water so he could go out on the town with his friends?

I am now going to abstain from any comments about males because i don't like them much at this moment.

 

[Cheyenne]

Did you ever see that Far Side cartoon with the dog drinking from a hose filling himself up with water so he could go out on the town with his friends?

One of my favorites!

 

[Ginny]

Why do Dogs never run out of Piss?

it's the toilet water...<nodding>....it renews itself as it filters through canine kidneys...something to do with...traces of human urine and feces.....renewal is triggered by optical reflection of hydrants...trees...mailboxes....

 

[JazzManJim]

I have a couple imponderables.

Why is that when you were in school, when you missed a class, there'd be a quiz on the stuff you missed the very next session?


How is it that frogs can not only pee at a moment's provocation, but do so in amounts that weight more then they do?

 

[JazzManJim]

I have a couple imponderables.

Why is that when you were in school, when you missed a class, there'd be a quiz on the stuff you missed the very next session?


How is it that frogs can not only pee at a moment's provocation, but do so in amounts that weight more then they do?

 

[Sabineteas]

Who am I?
Sabine
Why Am I Here?
My mother gave birth here
Is there Life after Death? [/
I'm not sure that I want to know
Why do Dogs never run out of Piss?
Because they are drinking all the time and it probably has something to do with marking their terrritory..and it is only male dogs that never run out.