Phew

[NoJo]

I've just written three stories in as many days. My dick hurts.

 

[Blind_Justice]

Congrats. But...

Would you mind sharing your coke?

 

[NoJo]

Congrats. But...

Would you mind sharing your coke?

Ok, but the straw has my saliva on it

 

[yibala2]

I've just written three stories in as many days. My dick hurts.

Just think how much more you could have done if you'd typed with your fingers!

Yib

 

[PoisonPen33]

I've just written three stories in as many days. My dick hurts.

The penis, mightier than the sword.

 

[yowser]

Swords don't leak.

 

[NoJo]

I tried to write stroke story yesterday but my cat kept jumping on the keyboard

 

[jaF0]

^^ Damn pussy.

 

[tomlitilia]

Just think how much more you could have done if you'd typed with your fingers!

Yib

Nice.

 

[TxRad]

Just think how much more you could have done if you'd typed with your fingers!

Yib

It gives a whole new meaning to banging the keyboard.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Congrats. But...

Would you mind sharing your coke?

I misread that first up.

"Would you mind sharing your cock?"

 

[NoJo]

My ex wife shared my cock on Facebook

 

[gunhilltrain]

My ex wife shared my cock on Facebook

Is that one of the reasons she is now your ex?