Pets-

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

Sweets

I don't have a pet. I just wanted to tell you I loved you.

 

[jcgirl]

hmmmmmmmmm welll.........dont laugh.......but


I have a 6yr old female golden lab named Tanner.....she will go all day without drinking any water.....until she is practically dying of thirst, then she will tip her water bowl over and drink it off the floor....(thank god for linoleum)

2 2yr old Jack Russell's a boy and a girl, Terry and Bones....they refuse to be farthur apart then 2 inches at all times......one goes to the bathroom......the other sits and watches......(freaks me out)

I have an iguana named Mr. Lizzie and a guinea pig named Baby........the iguana has a huge cage he hates to be in.........so he always crawls into the aquarium with the guinea pig


...........go figure

 

[Bushido71XS]

I have one cat, Pipsqueak, named because she was the runt of the litter.

 

[Silverlily]

Four cats, two are rather ordinary.

Spider thinks he's people. He's not afraid of strangers, hair dryers, or the vacuum cleaner. He likes to give kisses and will sit in any empty chair at the dinner table.

Grendle loves ice in his water bowl and will sit in front of the refridgerator and beg.

 

[CreamyLady]

I wouldn't call him a pet, exactly; JP runs the house. He is a 7 year old, coal black, large eared and big eyed cat. He has had me in training so that he gets his breakfast before 7:00 a.m. every day.

JP will graciously indicate that one's lap is needed, and settle into it, no matter what else one is doing. He has also been known to settle onto homework if he feels that the homework is unnecessary and his worship is more important.

 

[catlover]

pets

It cant be a surprise that I have cats - 5 of them- and also a little black poodle- But CB, I'd much rather pet you!

[Edited by catlover on 11-10-2000 at 02:55 PM]

 

[Sonora]

I am owned by one cat. He prefers to drink the nasty city water out of the bathroom faucet than the filtered water I give him. He is my very best friend and makes most of my posts take longer than they should because he is usually laying on the keyboard.

 

[Ambrosious]

Two of the cutest chihuahuas ever. They also can't be apart for more than twenty seconds and when the female pees, the male runs over and pees on it like he's saying "That's MY bitch." They also spend all day following my wife around, even to the bathroom.

We have a cat, but I would rather not talk about this useless piece of fur, although when she goes into heat, I become the Tom Cruise of cats to her. She follows me around offering up her little kitty stuff. Freaks me out.

 

[jcgirl]

Two of the cutest chihuahuas ever. They also can't be apart for more than twenty seconds and when the female pees, the male runs over and pees on it like he's saying "That's MY bitch." They also spend all day following my wife around, even to the bathroom.

Oh thank god..........I thought my dogs were the only ones.....it gets so bad, that I once watched Bones <the male> get impatient with Terry and instead of waiting until she was done peeing just pissed all over her.

 

[Juliangel]

2 Kitties: Sugar and Daisy
3 Turtles: Squirtle, Wartortle and Turtle
1 Brown Bat: Batty

 

[naudiz]

I've got two cats.

Damascus is an orange tabby. I got him from the humane society when he was just a tiny bundle of fluff. Now he's massive. He's very possessive of his human and lays on my feet when I'm at the computer. When I'm not, he takes over my chair. He knows how to open doors, and when he wants attention, he'll open the kitchen cupboards and let them fall closed. The racket it makes will summon a human. He has us trained.

His arch nemesis is our other cat, Akanke. She's a callico who looks like someone took the left over pieces of fur from some silver, brown, and orange tabbies and sewed them all together to make Frankenkitty. She's small, neurotic, and very talkative.

When the two start play-fighting, Akanke will cower down and start yowling like she's being slaughtered horribly. This used to get the humans to come to her rescue, until we noticed that Damascus wasn't even touching her, and as soon as he backed off she would go for his throat. Little cheater.

Anyway, those are my little fuzzy buddies.

 

[Ambrosious]

Oh thank god..........I thought my dogs were the only ones.....it gets so bad, that I once watched Bones <the male> get impatient with Terry and instead of waiting until she was done peeing just pissed all over her.

My girl get sprayed on all the time. Ewww. But she extracts her revenge on us when she gets excited. I swear if this keeps up, one day I'm gonna whip it out and give the damn dogs something to think about!

 

[Johnny Ringo]

Two cats and a dog.

http://www.johnnyringo.com

 

[Purple Haze]

I have a fourteen year-old Cocker mix that has since gone deaf and almost blind, that still chases bicycles.

My big fat cat flirts with death occaisionally. He rode in the spare tire wheel underneath a pick-up 60 miles with my unknowing neighbor, and had the good sense to ride back home eight hours later. He's white with blue eyes, he was charcoal gray when he was discovered. The highway whizzing underneath him should've scared him to death. "Fuckin' meow, fuckin meow!"

Last week he got lost in a cold snowstorm for three days, we had almost given him up for dead. He returned unscathed and tired. He's quite affectionate, but he'll bite you if you try to pet him. His terms only.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have too many mammals.

I have two wondermutts. Rocky the dalmation and Bullwinkle the littl fuck, I mean chihuahua. He has surgically attached himself to me.

http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/amateurpics/muffin091600/muffin091600.shtml

I have another mutt on the way, a dachsund named Ishiepoo (ugh where do they get these names??) who behaves as if she is in the throes of a painful emmy award winning death scene whenever a child is crying. To make things a little worse, she is brown, not black and white. I like my mutts to be monochromatic, that way I can always find their hair by walking through the house in a black skirt.

I have two cats as well. There is my baby, Joe. She is from california and drank too much of the weird juice they stick in the water out there. She thinks she is a dog.

Then there is our new little monochromatic ball of fluff hellion. He weighs half a pound and all of it is fur. His name is Godzilla.

I have been told by my other pet, the StudMuffin, that I have a ferret on its way come Christmas. He never could keep a secret. I'm going to name it Gidrah. (Pronounced with a hard e)

 

[jcgirl]

My girl get sprayed on all the time. Ewww. But she extracts her revenge on us when she gets excited. I swear if this keeps up, one day I'm gonna whip it out and give the damn dogs something to think about! [/B]

LOL, that'll be a sight.

 

[Shylady]

We had two retriever/lab crosses for 9 years this spring the male had a stroke and we lost him.. then the female stoped eating and we lost her too.
That left us with 3 cats> One of them had 5 kittens that brought us up to 8 cats.

Then last sunday my husband brought two more puppies into this house. Cinnamon and Sadie..... they are dumb as bricks right now. But are cute babies.
Of course every cat is now offended at us for bringing in outsiders.

But that is life at zoo here.



[Edited by Shylady on 11-10-2000 at 07:17 PM]

 

[ANiceGuy]

Jet Set Turtles

We had two turtles we kept in an outside "pond". Really a one foot deep 3 by 4 plastic tub buried with rocks around it and a pump to simulate a waterfall. During the winters we were told the pond was not deep enough for the turtles. Wild turtles dig a hole in the bank at least three foot down where the water stays warmer and hibernate.


My wife had me get a big 40 gallon tank to keep them in during the winter (YES, inside the house). Turned out the water would smell pretty ripe after three days no matter what we did so I had to change it every other day. Since It was a BIG tank as fish tanks go I would sometimes do other things while the tank was filling. One night I left it alone too long and it overflowed. We had a 16x20 multigenerational Persian carpet. It had to be specially cleaned taking two months. (Vegitable dyes were used back when it was made so only very special cleaners could be used.) The turtles had to go but.... Where? It turned out my dad who I had been seperated from for 40 years had two big ponds of goldfish in his back yard in California. We sent the turtles (Tumly and Athena) via American Airlines to him!!! I had to tell the vet how to sex them as she had never had to fill out a "it's in good health certificate" for turtles. We had to have that before we could fly them to Calif!!!

We told him to feed them catfood but he kept forgetting until he noticed his goldfish were getting fewer and fewer!! hehehe

 

[Miss_E]

I have a fourteen year-old Cocker mix that has since gone deaf and almost blind, that still chases bicycles.

I have an 18 yo Cocker Spaniel. Deaf, but she can still hear the people who walk across the grass, from the back of the house. She has one eye, sorta has that Popeye squint thing going on. And she is the ABSOLUTE ruler of the house. Anyone who says cocker's are stupid has never been properly trained by one.

She will go down the hall and stop at the wall that is the entrance to the kitchen, won't budge til you give her a treat. It's scary.

Hmmmm... I'm moving in April, wonder what she will do when the floor plan changes??

E

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Jet Set Turtles

My wife had me get a big 40 gallon tank to keep them in during the winter (YES, inside the house). Turned out the water would smell pretty ripe after three days no matter what we did so I had to change it every other day. " for turtles.

Our turtles are the tiny kind and it is too late for the two you had but if you ever decide to get more. Keep the big tank for their habitat and something small just got feeding them in. Feed them on a schedule and toss the water when they are done.

Since turtles pooop soon after eating most all of their mess will be in the feeding water and the habitat water will stay cleaner much longer.

(I know the turtle poop was more than y'all wanted to know)

 

[Vlad]

I am a duck hunter and have a 5yr old black lab, Duke, that has been trained to be an excellent retriever. Since I am often out of the country, he stays with a dog trainer, duck hunting guide, friend of the family in Arkansas. I duck hunt maybe 3 weeks in the winter, so I don't see him often, but I still consider Duke a pet. He's a great dog, good temperment, and very gentle around kids. Labs are great dogs.

Vlad

[Edited by Vlad on 11-10-2000 at 11:58 PM]

 

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