Petition To Change The Name Of ‘Cracker Barrel’ To ‘Caucasian Barrel’ Because of Raci

[Busybody]

Hilarious: Petition To Change The Name Of ‘Cracker Barrel’ To ‘Caucasian Barrel’ Because of Racist Slur



Via Change.org:

I say all of us European Americans start protesting C****er Barrel. It uses an offensive slur and it is deeply offensive and mocks our long and proud heritage.

The name is offensive, their logo stereotypes European Americans as people who sit on chairs and lean against what appears to be a bourbon barrel, claiming we are all a bunch of alcoholics. Sure, they’ll SAY it’s a “cracker” barrel but everyone knows crackers don’t come in barrels, they come in bags and boxes!

Change the name C****er Barrel to Caucasian Barrel. After all, white people should have something to be offended by, too!

 

[Aglaopheme]

You do know this is completely satirical right?

 

[Aglaopheme]

"Koch says he started the satirical petition in response to “media reports of various groups and organizations constantly wanting to change things throughout the country because they claim they are offended.” He says the petition was meant to shed light on what he sees as political correctness in America.

Koch feels there are more important issues the media should focus on such as crime, unemployment, veteran suicide, and corruption in politics. To be clear, Koch says the petition “is strictly for satirical and comedic purposes" and “to show how ridiculous political correctness is getting in America.”

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/n...rrel-racist-satirical-petition-suggests-it-is

 

[phrodeau]

Busybody is still pissed that his neighborhood Sambo's changed to a Denny's thirty years ago.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Too funny. Almost as funny as the Lincoln bit.

 

[Busybody]

You do know this is completely satirical right?

go sit on a tire

 

[Aglaopheme]

What does that even mean? May I have a translator over here please?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

How about "Honkey Barrel" ?

 

[Aglaopheme]

How about "Honkey Barrel" ?

Is it like a tire swing?

 

[Busybody]

What does that even mean? May I have a translator over here please?

you cant keep up with me

 

[Aglaopheme]

you cant keep up with me

You're absolutely right, and that's just fine by me.

 

[Busybody]

you aspire to be in teh muck of lunacy and your aspirations have been attained