Pet Peeves?

[CelestialBody]

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

What are yours?

People lighting up in a non-smoking area is high on my list.

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[Naked Hunny]

People who sit on my drive-thru pad at work and put their straw in the drink and salt their fries and start eating. We get timed people. If we get a good time we get free food and sometimes a bonus. I rely on that food and money some weeks so get the hell off my pad it wasnt sticky side up damnit!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My pet peeves????

Pets that peeve. I hate that. They peeve on yer carpet and yer chair leg and, and, and......

Oh - peeve.

Sorry.

 

[R Nitelight]

Go Spartans!

People who have work to do, but instead keep coming back to a certain addictive website.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Speaking of drive-thru and TRICKS.

And pet peeves too.....

We used to take the rubber sensor thing (What the heck do you call that thing that makes the dinger ding, or the buzzer buzz at drive through windows? Anyway - we'd sneak out of our car and sneak up to a car in front of us and tie it to the transaxle. As the car moved forward to pick up the food - man! That thing would s-t-r-e-t-c-h with a c-r-e-e-l and then POW! Snap like a gunshot.

No ringy dingy after that.

 

[Ezzie]

People who...

Scrape their teeth across silverware when they eat. Noises that like bother me for some reason. But nails on a chalkboard is cool.

 

[Naked Hunny]

cant do that anymore Sparky sweetie. There are now sensors in the drive thru pad notice how its concrete instead of macadam. Well the car must hit two of those sensors or it wont register.

 

[Juliangel]

It involes my daughter. She has the curlest blond hair. When wet it comes midway down her back but when dry hangs in ringlet curls just to her shoulders.

People will ask "Is it natural???" Well duh she is 2, do you think I made her sit through a chemical perm to get it that way.

Maybe that is not a pet peeve it could just fall under "Some people are too stupid to live"

I also hate people who do not use their turn signals, whether turning or just changing lanes.

[Edited by Juliangel on 11-01-2000 at 07:48 AM]

 

[Expertise]

Yet again...

People who try to do all their financial transactions via the ATM and hold up some poor guy behind them (like me) who just wants a fast $20 for lunch.

People who feel that escalators are their own personal time out and therefore ride instead of walk

Most Taxi drivers

All Bus drivers. Don't ya just love it when they pull so close to your back bumper that you can see their nose hair in your rear view mirror.

People who hem and haw and act like a fast food order is a carreer decision.

Poor table manners drive me. People above the age of twelve who smack or make an inordinate amount of noise should be incarcerated.

Volvo,Subaru,VW safety nazi drivers

Women who do not have their wallet out of their purse at a check out, and have to dig for two minutes to find it. Did you think it was going to be free moron!?

People who use race as an excuse for anything.

Anyone who uses religion as a crutch, so they don't have to think.

I'll stop now but the list is much longer.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Silverlily]

Men in minivans, I swear to god they feel the need to prove their virility by driving that thing likes it's a Formula One race car. I like to tease them, let them think they're keeping up with me, and then put my foot in it for real. "Buh-bye!"

People who do not know how to use a turn signal. It should be legal to ram those drivers at full speed.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

People who do not know how to use a turn signal. It should be legal to ram those drivers at full speed.

You mean it's not legal? Oops!

 

[Juliangel]

You mean it's not legal? Oops!

No it's fine, we have special laws for those idiots here in Georgia

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Jeff726]

People who try to do all their financial transactions via the ATM and hold up some poor guy behind them (like me) who just wants a fast $20 for lunch.

Hey Expertise need a $20? I have 9 in my wallet.

My peeves are:

Dallas Cowboys and their fans
Atlanta Braves
Allen Iverson
Bret Hart
The jackass who made the minimum alcohol age 21
satanic bands
potato slicers (i broke the one at work last week)
this girl I know named Kimberly
the town of Boron, CA
not yet having my license (soon to be fixed)
people with egos, especially on bulletin boards
making a big hooey of someone's posting title
the local country station (ive heard "Let's Make Love" about 546798730958897 times already! and theyre playing the fucking song again now!)
Celine Dion

and many others I can't think of.

 

[Merelan]

People that don't read your whole post, and then sound off about it as if they did, invariably missing the whole point to what you were saying and changing it to suit them.

 

[KillerMuffin]

• Most Democrats
• The President
• My Mother
• Chuck Berry's My Dingaling
• ANYTHING that fits in the my daddy's in jail, momma drives a pickup, the dog died, my sweetheart ran off with my best friend where's the beer? genre of musical interpretation.
• UN Peacekeeping (who the hell are these people anyway? what business is it of theirs?)
• Having foreign military personnel in my chain of command
• Kimchi
• Chevy
• The President (fuckhead)
• Channel surfing ala Hamm on Toy Story 2
• Customers (don't these people have homes? why are they bothering me? i'm WRITING dammit)
• Anyone else on the road with me that doesn't drive exactly like I do (I don't drive, no one saw anything you can't prove it)
• The President
• People who refuse to agree with me (I'm right, admit it we'll all be happier)
• Men who have the unmitigated audacity to diagnose PMS (do it and you're a dead man)
• strange women fascinated with pregnant bellies who tell the "I almost died on the delivery table" stories to new moms to be.
• Chevy
• The President (Two words babe, Public Servant. Serve me, I want a Big Mac and tekillya and put some freaking clothes on)
• Chevy Chase (eeeeeewwwwwwwww)
• ANYONE who asks me "so how killer is your muffin?" (it's full of hemlock baby, why don't you take a bite and find out?)
• Other peoples' kids. Mine is the bomb, yours are brats. Thats my story and I'm stickin to it.
• Not being validated on this board. Dammit people, that's your job.
• Chevy
• GMC too. Smack in some leather whack off three letters and wow, charge 10 grand more for it.
• The President (who the hell does this idiot think he is anyway?)
• His Bitch (Heil Hitlery)
• Barbie
• Anatomically incorrect GI Joe dolls, sorry, action figures.
• Anything that comes out of the StudMuffin's mouth that doesn't sound like, "I got a job!"
• Any sound that comes out of the StudMuffin's body, particularly in places that should be silent.
• Veterans Administration (aaaarghghghghg)
• The American Banking Institution (I am NOT those people dammit!)
• Milo, the neighborhood cat who just HAS to use MY carefully and lovingly tended outdoor plants as a litter box. (I have a BB gun now baby, watch that ragged ass of yours)
• Customers. Quit bothering me. I just work here and I don't care.
• Gangsta rap. Not only do I not identify, I don't care either.
• Anything with kimchi in it.
• Berkley Breathed. MORE!!!!! I cried, I really did.
• Men who won't let me tie them to my rollbar.
• Men who want to know "Whats a cute lil ol thang like you doin with a big ol ugly beast like that?" The truck, not the StudMuffin. Geeeez.

What, you only wanted one or two??? Well, in the immortal words of the majority of Bloom County Denizens at one time or other THTHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHT

 

[Weird Harold]

[BWhat, you only wanted one or two??? Well, in the immortal words of the majority of Bloom County Denizens at one time or other THTHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHT [/B]

Feel better now?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I feel MUUUUUUUUUCH better. Thank you.

Very theraputic. Though I think I pulled something. I didn't spray anyone did I? I'd feel rather awful if I did.

 

[Thumper]

Wish we had the UN in 1938

Maybe a whole lotta lives could have been spared if somebody would have stood up to Hitler and his homeboys.

I gotta stop this...LOL

Berke Breathed...where are you, America needs you...can you just imagine the shit Milo Bloom would be saying in his newspaper?

And Bill Watterson...I need Calvin and his wondrous insight!

Worst Pet Peeve?

Wal Mart and all their damn redneck customers that conduct family reunions in the housewares aisle!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[CreamyLady]

I miss the Meadow Party!

Truly, I've parked most of my pet peeves at a friend's Peeve Ranch at Delphi, but here's a new one.

The wonderful people at Chevron who fixed it so that when you go to use your credit card at the pump, you have to input the zip code of the billing address. My billing address is a PO Box, with a different zip code than the usual for the city, and it gets rejected, at the pump, every single damned time so I have to go inside and let the doofus behind the counter run the card. It always works in there, which makes me wonder if the idea is to tempt me to buy a Mountain Dew and Twinkies while paying for my gasoline -- NOT!

I feel better. This is a great thread!

 

[Misery]

Websites with lots of animated gifs. They are detracting in numbers and the pages take an insufferable amount of time to load.

Lyrics that I cannot understand. Irritating. What exactly is Kurt Kobain trying to say in Smells Like Teen Spirit? I don't understand.

Stupid people. Not persons who are naturally less bright than Einstein, but people who are deliberately stupid.

The Rules Books. It was bad enough follow rules in school and while shopping, but rules to catch a man? My trusty spear gun and I are quite capable thank you.