pet peeves of dogs

[pabloback]

THE PET PEEVES OF DOGS

1 . When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good Leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything
while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's
walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
shit up when you're not home.

12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far
behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back.

14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
moment for the top of the food chain, you tard.

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?

 

[lovechild27]

LMAO....my dog rubs his ass on the carpet. he sits down and lifts up his backlegs and kinda drags himself by his front legs...it is so freakin funny although everyone else insists its gross...

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Lovechild, your groomer needs to express his anal glands.

Or, you could do it.


Oh, and those were hysterical Pablo. Thanks.

 

[pabloback]

he needs you to show him how