Pet Peeve - cell phones in back pockets

[k84couple]

Ok, I'm following Mrs. K84couple into a restaurant. She's got a phone in her back pocket. Seriously! I want to watch her bum and she's got a phone the size of Utah in her pocket! Not fair! We walk up to the place to order and the woman in front of us has a huge phone in her back pocket. Next this cute little waitress walks by with a phone bigger than she is in her back pocket.

Time for a new Federal or universal law: If a woman is caught with a phone in a her back pocket she is required to strip naked for a year!

 

[lovetoread]

Ok, I'm following Mrs. K84couple into a restaurant. She's got a phone in her back pocket. Seriously! I want to watch her bum and she's got a phone the size of Utah in her pocket! Not fair! We walk up to the place to order and the woman in front of us has a huge phone in her back pocket. Next this cute little waitress walks by with a phone bigger than she is in her back pocket.

Time for a new Federal or universal law: If a woman is caught with a phone in a her back pocket she is required to strip naked for a year!

A womans ass is not there for you.

Period.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Sez the guy packing pencil lead up front.

 

[warrior queen]

Well, hell........ now that I know carrying my phone in my back pocket upsets you, I will stop doing that!
I'll tuck it into my bra instead

 

[JohnnySavage]

My pet peeve is shared accounts. FFS they aren't so expensive that everyone can't have their own.

 

[Noor]

A womans ass is not there for you.

Period.

^this^

 

[phrodeau]

Well, hell........ now that I know carrying my phone in my back pocket upsets you, I will stop doing that!
I'll tuck it into my bra instead

And from now on, nobody can accuse you of talking out of your ass.

 

[Aquagal]

My pet peeve is shared accounts. FFS they aren't so expensive that everyone can't have their own.

This.

I never know who's doing the jibber jabber. The dude...or the other dude.

 

[warrior queen]

And from now on, nobody can accuse you of talking out of your ass.

Heh.
Paid

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://fcdn.photographyreview.com/attachments/viewfinder/29142d1152123819-skoal-ring-adina-dsc_1078-3-4x6-640.jpg

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

The new iPhones 6s are made with series 7000 aluminum and are reinforced in specific spots so the chances of bending your phone is nonexistent.

My front-right pocket has always been designated for my iPhone. No coins, no nothing...just the iPhone. I've never had a cover for any of them & I still traded them all in without any scratches.

 

[Lyricalli]

Well, that settles it! I'm getting another phone for my other pocket.

 

[yossi]

They don't make useful front pockets on women's clothing. Which fucking sucks.

 

[Que]

They don't make useful front pockets on women's clothing. Which fucking sucks.

I have never understood why. Noor?

 

[Saint Peter]

I have never understood why. Noor?

Two less places to look for the car keys?

 

[yossi]

I have never understood why. Noor?

Oppression, obviously. If they hold out long enough we'll have to start wearing aprons again.

 

[Liar]

Damn you, patriarchy.

 

[Sailor904]

This thread made me laugh.

 

[doowdniw]

One of the leading causes for cell phone replacement: Falling out of back pockets into toilets.

 

[warrior queen]

They don't make useful front pockets on women's clothing. Which fucking sucks.

Cargo pants.
The answer to women's pocketless attire.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oppression, obviously. If they hold out long enough we'll have to start wearing aprons again.

http://cap-news.com/stories/2012/201201/201201004full.jpg

 

[yossi]

http://cap-news.com/stories/2012/201201/201201004full.jpg

Oh no. If I'm wearing an apron, I like to have the thigh highs on. Dinner and a show.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

A womans period is not there for you.

Ass.

#RuinAPostButRetainItsGrammaticalIntegrityBySwitchingTwoWordsAround

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Some women still carry hand bags.

We are the women whose backsides are not worth liking at though.

Elle.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/qzocro9wo8rjvl42b15l.gif

I wouldn't go that far, now, milady Elle.

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