Perving in New York

[Liar]

I just noticed there's a dance studio right across the street from my hotel room. You know, the kind where gaggles of scantly clad and oh so limber 20-somethings practice routines to pop and rnb tunes, that wouldn't be out of place in a smoky room on an elevated stage with a pole in the middle.

So here I sit, sipping a venti latte, enjoying the show. Like a fucking creep.

 

[Lancecastor]

So here I sit, sipping a venti latte, enjoying the show. Like a fucking creep.

Enjoying a venti latte...is that the same as Ivanka enjoying her microphone?

 

[Liar]

Enjoying a venti latte...is that the same as Ivanka enjoying her microphone?

I'm not enjoying the latte much. It's bland and luke warm. But it's here and it's caffeine, so it'll do.

 

[pointless]

i quite like lukewarm coffee. i'm not a big fan of playing peeping tom. well, vicariously is fine, but without that buffer it just makes me feel gross.

 

[Sinny]

Just because you are in America doesn't mean you should sling the calories like one. Did you look at the count on a vente? Christ. Avoid. Avoid!

But, yeah, you are a fucking creep.

 

[chillywilly2]

I gotta do the...hey, whats good to do in new York thing. Been informed that I'm going there for a 5 day vacation this summer..so, whats good to do

 

[phrodeau]

I just noticed there's a dance studio right across the street from my hotel room. You know, the kind where gaggles of scantly clad and oh so limber 20-somethings practice routines to pop and rnb tunes, that wouldn't be out of place in a smoky room on an elevated stage with a pole in the middle.

So here I sit, sipping a venti latte, enjoying the show. Like a fucking creep.

Next time you visit, will you request the same room?

 

[Liar]

Next time you visit, will you request the same room?

I'll request the dance studio.

But nah. It was fun for about 20 minutes. But not worth living close to noisy street level.

 

[Liar]

Just because you are in America doesn't mean you should sling the calories like one. Did you look at the count on a vente? Christ. Avoid. Avoid!

It's skim. I'm not a monster.

But, yeah, you are a fucking creep.

What can l say? I have a thing for dancers.

 

[Liar]

I gotta do the...hey, whats good to do in new York thing. Been informed that I'm going there for a 5 day vacation this summer..so, whats good to do

For me, Broadway. We wanted to see Groundhog Day, but couldn't get tix with short notice. Book of Mormon is finally checked off the list though.

 

[pointless]

well, fuck you as well.

 

[Liar]

well, fuck you as well.

Didn't know you wanted to join. Coulda booked an extra.

 

[pointless]

i can drink coffee and stare at shit on my own, thanks.

also, feel free to die in a fire.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Wait...you're in this town for whatever days and you're online here now?

You're doing New York all wrong, guy. There's about ten places you should be before the sunlight goes out and that's just starting the fun times.

 

[Liar]

It's work day today. This is a business pleasure combo.

Besides, the weather's been shit.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's work day today. This is a business pleasure combo.

Ah. Gotcha.

You should've hit a brotha up. I would've shown you the way to one or two of my...uhh...after-work "de-stressing" centers.

 

[Liar]

Ah. Gotcha.

You should've hit a brotha up. I would've shown you the way to one or two of my...uhh...after-work "de-stressing" centers.

Might hold you to it next time. Soon time for me to join my better half for dinner, silly cocktails and a shag on expensive sheets. Don't ask where, I let her do the planning.

 

[Liar]

Btw, just glanced out and across. Now it's actual ballet going on in there.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Wait...you're in this town for whatever days and you're online here now?

You're doing New York all wrong, guy. There's about ten places you should be before the sunlight goes out and that's just starting the fun times.

Nah this is a bat signal for a lit gal who is here (or close enough) who he is hoping to bang.

He is fishing.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Nah this is a bat signal for a lit gal who is here (or close enough) who he is hoping to bang.

He is fishing.

https://i1.wp.com/i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae163/maisontv195/oh.gif

Well, the pond here is kinda light nowadays, so...wonder who that might be...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Zumi is partner friendly .

We really shoulda went out more after that day, I had more joints to take y'all to. But I was tapped out. If only I had a platinum Visa card...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Pfft. .... we owed you a night out really. Should have told us.

You know, I stayed behind at Umi after y'all left and...I almost cleaned out that bottle I bought. That's how much fun I was having that night, thanks to you guys. It was magic. Gotta make it happen again sometime, somehow.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]