Perspicacious Pervert Propositioning Picturesque Prey

[PhallusOperandi]

The pathologically promiscuous, preternaturally pretentious, and particularly pertinacious among you are permitted to experience the pleasures of posterior palpebrations and undergo a percussive promotion from prey to paupiette.

Additional alliteration available, albeit expensive.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Still in the market for a clever, callipygian cocksocket. If you happen to be deficient in the "callipygian" or "cocksocket" categories, don't despair; I'm the epitome of magnanimity when it comes to the art of getting my dick wet. I'm also a gentleman, scholar, etc., etc.

 

[nowat41]

How does this read in 'English'?

 

[PhallusOperandi]

How does this read in 'English'?

Quite well, I'd wager. Unless one happens to hate freedom and America.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Query: Quim quivering? Queue quickly: Quality quenching commencing.

Angry diatribes concerning the alliteration obliteration are welcome, but only if you make an absolute hypocrite out of yourself.

 

[LadyJS]

Query: Quim quivering? Queue quickly: Quality quenching commencing.

Angry diatribes concerning the alliteration obliteration are welcome, but only if you make an absolute hypocrite out of yourself.

I would because I'd need a dictionary to translate three quarters of what you're saying

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Sometimes I drop the tortuous for the torturous, if that helps.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

On a related and *slightly* less elitist note:

If you're not repulsed by everything I appear to stand for/hold dear, I would like to plow you. In the manner of a rake. Or know you, in the Biblical sense. Or fuck your brains out, metaphorically speaking (the alternative is just messy). Etc., etc., etc.