matriarch
Rotund retiree
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Each week I peruse the local paper, from back to front, lingering over certain items, and my attention is always drawn to the Personal Ads....'Find a Friend'......(oh, come onnnnn....friend???).
Most of them are the same: sample: "Honest female, 40, seeks a genuine man 27-40 with a GSOH, for friendship, possibly relationship."
What always strikes me about these ads, is that they are all so damn perfect. 'Honest', 'attractive', 'curvaceous', 'fun to be with', 'good looking', 'caring', 'exciting'. If this is so, then why are they advertising for what is blatently a sex partner???
Occasionally, someone manages to write something different, sample again: "Female, made 1956, body work good for age, battery flat at the moment, needs some TLC, must be seen."
Now that is much more likely to garner my interest.
I suddenly started thinking how all the people on AH would describe themselves to potential partners......I guess, if I want you guys to play, I'm going to have to start the ball rolling.
OK
"Previous reasonably successful - wife and mother (references on application), now seeking post as sex toy to the right person. Small and compact container ( a little worn, but in full working order), easily stored and maintained, still with own hair and teeth (guaranteed no additions or deletions from original model). Imagination that can run from intelluctual to downright disgusting. Detests housework, much happier in bed. Will happily cook and serve up titbits to delight. Has a masters in tease and titillation."
So people. How about it??????
How would you advertise yourselves??
Mat
Most of them are the same: sample: "Honest female, 40, seeks a genuine man 27-40 with a GSOH, for friendship, possibly relationship."
What always strikes me about these ads, is that they are all so damn perfect. 'Honest', 'attractive', 'curvaceous', 'fun to be with', 'good looking', 'caring', 'exciting'. If this is so, then why are they advertising for what is blatently a sex partner???
Occasionally, someone manages to write something different, sample again: "Female, made 1956, body work good for age, battery flat at the moment, needs some TLC, must be seen."
Now that is much more likely to garner my interest.
I suddenly started thinking how all the people on AH would describe themselves to potential partners......I guess, if I want you guys to play, I'm going to have to start the ball rolling.
OK
"Previous reasonably successful - wife and mother (references on application), now seeking post as sex toy to the right person. Small and compact container ( a little worn, but in full working order), easily stored and maintained, still with own hair and teeth (guaranteed no additions or deletions from original model). Imagination that can run from intelluctual to downright disgusting. Detests housework, much happier in bed. Will happily cook and serve up titbits to delight. Has a masters in tease and titillation."
So people. How about it??????
How would you advertise yourselves??
Mat
