personals ad

[BlondGirl]

There's a new ad over in the personals section. Any of you creative folks over there wanna check it out and respond?

; )

 

[p_p_man]

What's in it for me?...

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm sorry... I had to change pants about halfway through the post...

Have mercy!

 

[Savage Kitten]

I'm sorry... I had to change pants about halfway through the post...

Have mercy!

Does this mean you don't luv me anymore??? *sniff* *sniff*

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ummm... well...

There's plenty for everybody! Help yourself!

 

[BlondGirl]

Do y'all think you may have found the ultimate girl of your dreams?

 

[BlondGirl]

. This reply was just sent in personal message:


I want to chat to you cos you sound so cool and Real not some woman who is too uptight I like a woman who can be a friend afterwards, plus the fact I am horny plays into it as well

If U want to chat I am more then willing


Do you think this person might not get it? Or do you think this person is exceptionally desperate? Or do you think this person is pulling my chain?

 

[p_p_man]

It was better than some of the stories...

I've never been turned on by an ad before!

Now, where're my tissues...

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hey! Wait a minute...

I think she might be pulling a fast one on us!

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Hey! Wait a minute...

I think she might be pulling a fast one on us!

No it's true...all true...tell me it's true...please

 

[doctor_insanus]

Dammit!

 

[BlondGirl]

Ohhh--there are a couple of hot responses over there now. oooooooooh la la!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Anyone stand out from the crowd?

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

 

[p_p_man]

I saw Texan was luking around...

...when I popped in...

 

[scylis]

i used color!!

 

[p_p_man]

Have you got the right thread...

i used color!!

...scylis?

 

[scylis]

*lol*

 

[BlondGirl]

Anybody else wanna bite and shoe off their creativity?
Come on guys--tell me what I wanna hear. Make it really juicy......

 

[miles]

Yesiree, Bob. Just what I need - more sexual frustration.

 

[fgarvb1]

Yes, but what kinda truck has she got?

 

[scylis]

she sounds like a kinder, gentler KillerMuffin in it... since she mentioned washing her truck....

 

[doctor_insanus]

Sounds like she's got a boatload of winners to choose from. How will she ever decide?

Um... by the way, I'm posting this while cruising the Caribbean in my 250-foot yacht. While being serviced by a small army of scantily-clad women... bi-sexual women!

I'm on my way to buy Jamaica...

 

[Chuckus]

There's a new ad over in the personals section. Any of you creative folks over there wanna check it out and respond?

; )

Damn just damn....................I can lick my eyebrows

 

[Guest]

Prove it

Damn just damn....................I can lick my eyebrows

I wanna see you post a picture of that

 

[BlondGirl]

I agree

Show me.

But I want LOTS of pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!