Personality Test

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Someone sent me a personality test that asks for your e-mail, which I don't like to give out for fear of spam. But the e-mail is so the person who sent it can read the results. I'll just print them here instead. It says:

"Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a bitch a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us. "

Well, it's closer than any horoscope I've ever had. And I elminated the part about the enormous penis (God has that rumor gotten around.)

Here's the test if anyone wants to play. http://cupid.thespark.com/track.mpl?id=21

 

[Rosebud]

Alright DCL here is mine...

Like just 12% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.

Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver

 

[Never]

Like just 9% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.
Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

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It's a rip off of Meyers/Briggs.

 

[Savage Kitten]

(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )

Like just 5% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.

 

[CW]

(Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler )



Like just 11% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.

Well, the shy and introverted part is sure enough correct,,, and I am quite often accused of being reserved,,, BUT!!! "help find missing children "??!!!??? Where the hell did that come from?????

I guess that I continue to boggle the tests and testers,,, THANK GOODNESS,,,

 

[Sonora]

Me too CW

I also wondered about the finding missing children thing. If there was one in the area that was missing, I might help search, but I don't think that it's a 'passion' of mine.

 

[Silverlily]

Like just 9% of the population you are a HEALER (SECF)-- caring, good with people, and patient. You are completely selfless and full of love. As a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong. You understand and appreciate *why* you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with yourself. Suffering in the world really pisses you off.

In relationships, it's easy for you to get hurt. You are a motherly figure, even if you're a guy. If you're a girl, make sure you're a mom some day. The world's children need people like you. On the rare occasions when you try to assert yourself, you're cute and awkward, but highly effective.

Um, right.

 

[Adoratrice]

This is what I was a month or so ago....(it called me "dude")
( Submissive Extroverted Concrete Thinker )
You are an ADMINISTRATOR (SECT)--detail-oriented and organized. You’re an extrovert, but you lack the over-aggressive tendencies of obnoxious “go-getters.” Very nice. However, you probably like getting up in other people's business--living through them a little... dude, sometimes you just gotta let it ride. Don't be such a busy-body.

Anyway, you're an excellent manager, of both yourself and other people. That's because you prefer thinking concretely rather than creatively, and you'd rather follow what your mind tells you than your heart--people respect this, but it can make them mad when their appeals to love and kindness fall on deaf, deaf ears. Try to have a heart sometimes.

And this one(today) is so close it gives me the creeps...

(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Thinker )
Like just 6% of the population you are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.

The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.

You're the reason that people say "teachers are also students." You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.

You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.

 

[Siren]

OK HERE IS MINE........

 

[Naked Hunny]

Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler

Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.

Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.

 

[Gil]

Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler

Like just 4% of the population, you are an ARTIST (DIAF)-- creative, adventurous and deep. Although you are an introvert, your dominant ideas lead you to assert yourself often -- especially through your work. You actively put your creativity to constructive use, and because you are ruled by your heart you are less likely to be inhibited by logic.

You have an intuitive understanding of emotion and know how to evoke it in others, but the real world can be a prison of foolishness and embarrassment if you don't get your head out of the clouds a little more. Also, you are 87% likely to write poetry. Please, for the love of God, stop now!

Well...that was interesting...

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[MADDOG]

I'm one of those Helper who finds missing children things, but I personally think I'm more of a healer. The childen thing is close, but I fit the Helper almost down to the letter.

 

[Cyra_3]

I'm another mastermind, well they got the quiet bit right.

 

[teresafannin]

I am a Guru, also. Submissive,Extrovert, Abstract, Feeler. Part of it was right, anyway. I like to think that I am kind, knowing & giving. I hope I am a persuasive speaker, as I have some interviews coming up on the anniversary of my son's death & I want him to be proud of what I say. I don't think I go with the flow, I tend to be the one that throws a monkey wrench into things, trying to find better ways to do something, etc.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler

Like just 11% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.

 

[Cheyenne]

JUDGE
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )

I'm the same as you, Dixon. I think this matches my ISTJ for Myer/Briggs testing awhile back. And that test took a lot longer to take than this one!

 

[CreamyLady]

I'm a Mastermind -- Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker, who should not learn German.

I didn't; three years of it and all I could do was read.

 

[TPLover]

For years, I was a counselor/consultant/communications coach who used profiles similar to Meyers-Briggs (could never remember those damn initials!)with clients. This is on target,was fun, and I can live with it.

(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 4% of the population you are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals.

Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life.

Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for "good" or "bad", it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating.

 

[Silverlily]

If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER.

LOL, don't, I don't know either! Let's see...
Chocolate - good Brussel sprouts - bad
Moosehead - good Foster's - bad
Nice butts - good Yucky teeth - bad

See, told you I don't know.

 

[Cheri]

Sigh...

I guess this just proves that Dixon doesn't read my threads..damn, I though I was clever.
I am another Performer, though I don't get the Madonna thang. What I find more interesting is the individual results:
11 Introverts
7 Extroverts
7 Thinkers
11 Feelers
It makes sense that the internet would be a safe place for introverts to express themselves and I guess us extroverts will gab wherever we can. The thinker to feeler ratio is interesting though. I'd have thought there would be more feelers here after reading this board for a while. Maybe it's that you can be a caring thinker or a bitchy feeler.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

took the same test

It said: Like nearly 0% (that would be zero) of us - you EAT Judges for breakfast - politicians for lunch and foreign diplomats for dinner. Yet you love everyone else and they in turn love you back. You help God. He asks for you help and you give it to him.

Pretty accurate, I'd say.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Then eat me.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'd say eat me, too, but he might actually try.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sigh* I've taken a this test or similar ones 4 times in the past 2 years. I've been a Mastermind twice, a Healer once and most recently an Administrator. It called me dude too Adoratrice. I've passed the MMPI with flying colors though! Twice even! Like the sane answer to most of those questions was hard to figure out.

I sincerely hope that DCL knows that Muffins are good eatin. *grinnin unrepentantly*

 

[TPLover]

Good vs Bad instructions for Politician

Thanks, Kitten Eyes. Anytime I need help with a moral decision, I know who to look for. <g> After all, anybody who considers chocolate and naked butts good over brussel sprouts and bad teeth is a good enough guide for me! <smile>. I suspect there are some who would consider brussel sprouts better than chocolate. They are the same ones who run to the fridge for a carrot for a snack. Is there anyone who doesn't know there are better uses for carrots than EATING them, for goodness sake?