Personal RL Info - 'any' question - answered here...

[Uber Sparky]

Any question that is, except my home or business phone numbers or address specifics.

My RL name, area in which I live, family, freinds, sexual practices, hobbies - you name it - I will answer in complete and factual truth.

My thoughts on stuff. Opinions, spew - likes and dislikes.

I will always have a thought or two or three on any given subject. Even when I don't know squat about it.

If you so care to do so.

If you don't you don't - no biggie.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Do you like watermelon bubble gum?

 

[Uber Sparky]

Yes I like watermelon gum.

However - I don't chew any gum very often.

It all looses its taste very quickly and besides - I don't exactly find it all that becoming - chewing gum. Ala Britney lately.

When males do it - it appears slovenly and dumb. When females do it - it appears trashy.

Nope - not much of a gum chewer.

To me it's amazing how they can market the stuff.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Gilly Bean]

Do you wear pink clothes?

 

[Uber Sparky]

I love VA - but of course I am very biased....

This state - as few others do - has it all...

Super history - changing seasons - cool mountains - a great valley - a great coast line - it shares one of the premier bays of the world - and has vertile farm land.

The majority of presidents are Virginian's.

Fact is it's not a state - it's a Commonwealth.

It's very special.

I love it.

I fly it's flag right below my Stars and Stripes and Marine Corps banners.

Noboby should ever want to tread on Sparky's house.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Mia62]

How is the She-babe and the little terror?

 

[Uber Sparky]

Never worn pink clothing - never will...

unless of course it's a special closed door, bedroom request from someone special. And - no cameras please.

The Shebabe is excellent as usual - interviewing for yet another high-placed executive position with the top of the top Newspaper Association on the globe - with the CEO no less. I think she's got it - you should've seen her letters of rec - you can't write them yourself that good.

AJ (Arthor Jonathan age almost 3) is awesome - he's into puzzles - he cheers when he finishes. And beleive it or not, at his age - he can steal a car on my PSII Vice City game. After he crashes though he has trouble getting away from the burning car before it explodes. We're working on it.

I love being a dad.

Don't be shy - ask away.

PS - AJ don't were pink neither.

 

[Uber Sparky]

Any takers?

Anybody need an answer?

 

[Zmey]

Do you masturbate while standing on your head?

 

[Uber Sparky]

Nope and never tried it either...

I believe it might mess my face - not my idea of fun.

I have masturbated in a nearly infinite number of creative ways.

Lately I prefer room temperature calf liver - two thin slices in a paper towell.

No that's livin'.

 

[Killswitch]

Do you own a pickup truck, a set of heavy duty chains, a baseball bat, and are you free this weekend?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: Never worn pink clothing - never will...

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AJ (Arthor Jonathan age almost 3) is awesome - he's into puzzles - he cheers when he finishes. And beleive it or not, at his age - he can steal a car on my PSII Vice City game. After he crashes though he has trouble getting away from the burning car before it explodes. We're working on it.

Oh, hell, my 4 year old can kick my ass at SSX



Moving on:


Do you secretly wear lipstick?

 

[Angel]

Where is my CD, Sparky my dear?

 

[Gusty Wind]

O.

 

[Tati]

Have you ever worn womens panties?

 

[Uber Sparky]

I seem to remember, years ago...

20 or more - that after reading enough Letters to Penthouse - I actually tried it - putting on a pair of my 'then' wife's panties - or course - nobody was around to witness this.

I remember that they felt very nice and that I actually looked good in them - hey - a stud in panties.

But - not exactly my cup of tea.

I have never done it since.

No - sorry - the act did not turn me on - after all - it's just clothes.

And that's the truth.

You see - you all can ask me anything - I will answer.

 

[Uber Sparky]

Sorry, no to the truck, chains and free weekend thing.

I did own a '65 Chevy short bed once - 3 on the tree six - god I love that sweetheart - in red.

God it from the daughter of a father who had recently passed - $650 if I remember correctly - back about '78 or so. Had her for a couple of years.

Fit my style perfectly - wish I'd of kept her - life goes on.

 

[Uber Sparky]

Gusty Wind... tell you the truth...

I only kinda get what the hell you spurt.

I suspect it's cause yer a troll.

So until you prove differently - no answer - this is all you get.

 

[Uber Sparky]

And Angel? The CD?

Quite the sore subject with me.

My studio room is still in total disarray - no recording equipment has been hooked up.

I have been working on songs - this today...

(it begins)

She wore a white neck brace

And thick horned-rim glasses

She rambled-on about nothin'

Talking'bout snack foods and such



She talked about family

Lost so long-long ago

And her failed efforts to act

As she sighed - don't you know



My oh my - what a sight for sore eyes

Walkin' the sidewalk under blue azure skies



In her tattered blue tutu

And stiff polka dot stockings

She was quite the bright sight

For my varicose eyes



She pushed a rusted old cart

From a Safeway not far

It was filled with her long life

It was all she had left



So I sang to her...



I knew you when

You were still struggling to get there

I knew you when

You would never say die



I knew you when

You lived on the streets

And I knew you when

You slept on concrete



Yeah I knew you when you would never say die

Yeah we knew you when you'd never say die



She claimed she could play mothers

Or a princess of beauty

And she could play a young mistress

Or some crinkled forlorn old maid



But the scripts had stopped coming

And her phone had not rung

She just needed a sweat break

And then fame could be hers



She just needed some attention

And then fame would be hers



Yeah we knew you when

You were still struggling to get there

And we knew you when

You would never say die



I knew you when

You lived on the streets

And I knew you when

You slept on concrete



Yeah we knew you when you would never say die

We knew you when you'd never say die



So I slipped her a ten

And told her to hang in there

Someday it would happen

And we would all say



We knew that girl

While down on our luck

We knew that woman

When she had not one buck



We knew you when

You were still struggling to get there

And we knew you when

You would never say die



I knew you when

You lived out on the streets

And I knew you when

You had to sleep on concrete



Yeah we knew you when you would never say die

Yeah we knew you when you'd never say die

(So, have no clue is I spelled 'azure' right - and don't have a title - hey - you all title this thing - please.)

 

[Gusty Wind]

Re: Gusty Wind... tell you the truth...

 

[Guest]

 

[Uber Sparky]

Are you from...

'this' planet?

Now is now - until it is gone - it is quickly the past - like a stream of water - then now is no more - only a reminder of when. Once upon a time.

And you can take that to the bank.

 

[Guest]

Re: Are you from...