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Jimi6996 said:
I obviously drank far too much at the weekend, half the posts here today are just overloading my brain and my eyes are permanently glazed... Or, maybe I didn't drink enough, and I got blood in my alcohol system? <sigh> Pass a Bud somebody...
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Scrumpy -Headed Lass?
Nay, Lass...
Oi want two points of Zumerzet's Foinest Scrumpie...
anneski said:
I obviously drank far too much at the weekend, half the posts here today are just overloading my brain and my eyes are permanently glazed... Or, maybe I didn't drink enough, and I got blood in my alcohol system? <sigh> Pass a Bud somebody...
Nay, Lass...
Oi want two points of Zumerzet's Foinest Scrumpie...
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Scrumpie
I can find scrump in the dictionary, does that mean that scrumpie is the invective form of it?
scrump n. Anything withered or dried up; spec., a withered or stunted apple.
Used in a sentence: A mouse is baked in the oven to a ‘scrump’, then pounded to powder.
Curiously enough, it's also a transitive verb meaning to steal (apples), esp. from orchards. This leads, predictably enough, to the word scrumper, which is one who scrumps (why can dictionaries do that when English teachers never let you use a related word in a definition?)
But scrumpie? What in the blue frigid blazes is that?
I can find scrump in the dictionary, does that mean that scrumpie is the invective form of it?
scrump n. Anything withered or dried up; spec., a withered or stunted apple.
Used in a sentence: A mouse is baked in the oven to a ‘scrump’, then pounded to powder.
Curiously enough, it's also a transitive verb meaning to steal (apples), esp. from orchards. This leads, predictably enough, to the word scrumper, which is one who scrumps (why can dictionaries do that when English teachers never let you use a related word in a definition?)
But scrumpie? What in the blue frigid blazes is that?
Re: Scrumpie
LOL!! Scrumpy is real farmhouse cider, ooh arr moi dearieo.... I may be a Zummerzet lass, but I'll have an American beer.... or possibly an Aussie one....
Scrumpy is gross, tastes like pickled rats, (not that I drink pickled rats, you understand
) and is altogether brain rotting stuff!
So Jimmi? You can drink my share hon, and I'll sit and watch you, and giggle whilst drinking my Bud..... ok with you?
LukkyKnight said:
LOL!! Scrumpy is real farmhouse cider, ooh arr moi dearieo.... I may be a Zummerzet lass, but I'll have an American beer.... or possibly an Aussie one....
Scrumpy is gross, tastes like pickled rats, (not that I drink pickled rats, you understand
) and is altogether brain rotting stuff!So Jimmi? You can drink my share hon, and I'll sit and watch you, and giggle whilst drinking my Bud..... ok with you?
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ooh arr
geet orf moi laaand
*waves shotgun menacingly*
geet orf moi laaand
*waves shotgun menacingly*
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We are trying to hold January in March here in MN. I don't think it got up to 10 yesterday. It looks warmer out today, but since I don't have to be at work and I promised Jacqline she could have all my positive energy I am playing it safe and staying inside. The wind has died down, but I'm gonna wait and see if the kids across the street make it home from school before risking my delicate skin... it's been so mild to this point we are metabolically and emotionally unprepared for arctic air masses. I'd be willing to venture we could freeze a nuclear explosion today...cymbidia said:To you goes the Lit Award For Best Oxymoron So Far Today.
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Re: Re: Scrumpie
Foine with me, Lass - Oi 'ates American neer-beer with a pashun -
We are so close to them there Boogers, that we are inundated with the stuff - Favourite tipple in MY local is Coors Light - near-beer at best... brewed by Molson's here in Canada, along with REAL beers and ales.
At least Brit and Canadian Bud is a full Foive per cent - but still tastes like "making love in canoe" - Fuckin' near water!
anneski said:
LOL!! Scrumpy is real farmhouse cider, ooh arr moi dearieo.... I may be a Zummerzet lass, but I'll have an American beer.... or possibly an Aussie one....
Scrumpy is gross, tastes like pickled rats, (not that I drink pickled rats, you understand
So Jimmi? You can drink my share hon, and I'll sit and watch you, and giggle whilst drinking my Bud..... ok with you?
Foine with me, Lass - Oi 'ates American neer-beer with a pashun -
We are so close to them there Boogers, that we are inundated with the stuff - Favourite tipple in MY local is Coors Light - near-beer at best... brewed by Molson's here in Canada, along with REAL beers and ales.
At least Brit and Canadian Bud is a full Foive per cent - but still tastes like "making love in canoe" - Fuckin' near water!
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~looking out my window at blue skies while the warm breeze wafts the scent of blooming flowers in toward me~
I think this time of year must be why most of the immigrants to California decide to come here.
I think that spring, real and warm and gloriously soft, scented with the first grass being cut and the flowers pushing out into the sun then blooming in a frenzy of desire to pass their pollen to the next generation, will be to you soon, Lukky.
Oh, i'm sorry. I didn't know your words had a serious aspect.LukkyKnight said:
~looking out my window at blue skies while the warm breeze wafts the scent of blooming flowers in toward me~
I think this time of year must be why most of the immigrants to California decide to come here.
I think that spring, real and warm and gloriously soft, scented with the first grass being cut and the flowers pushing out into the sun then blooming in a frenzy of desire to pass their pollen to the next generation, will be to you soon, Lukky.
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Re: Re: ooh arr
yous naat been fraalicin in moi 'ay with yur luvver ave you?
anneski said:
LOLLOL!!! Now I very near spilled moi Bud reading thaaat! Broaden those vowels, oh yes, it feels like home already...
*picks bits of straw from hair and adjusts clothing*
yous naat been fraalicin in moi 'ay with yur luvver ave you?
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OOH, Arrrr, Lass - Izz thaaat an old Escort RS2000? What a GREAT Av! Even if you have No taste in beer, i love your wheels! 
anneski said:
LOLLOL!!! Now I very near spilled moi Bud reading thaaat! Broaden those vowels, oh yes, it feels like home already...
*picks bits of straw from hair and adjusts clothing*
OOH, Arrrr, Lass - Izz thaaat an old Escort RS2000? What a GREAT Av! Even if you have No taste in beer, i love your wheels!
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Perfect, Jimi, you can go all thrilled over the ladies hardware. I'll tend to their soft ware. cym's prescient wishes seem to be coming true, even though we're not out of the woods, old man winter's beginning to lose his grip, clearly, and so it's time for a young man's thoughts to turn to... well... soft wares.
cym's prescient wishes seem to be coming true, even though we're not out of the woods, old man winter's beginning to lose his grip, clearly, and so it's time for a young man's thoughts to turn to... well... soft wares. Re: Re: Re: ooh arr
*Anneski coughs, splutters and nearly chokes at the vile insult, but recovers after a Marmite sarnie and a bottle of Bud *
An Escort, I ask you!! Nah, my baby is a 2.8 injection Capri, the replacement for my last 2.0 Capri, which sadly went to Dagenham heaven last week. Bit of a step up in acceleration, oh yes indeedy....
Jimi6996 said:
OOH, Arrrr, Lass - Izz thaaat an old Escort RS2000? What a GREAT Av! Even if you have No taste in beer, i love your wheels!
*Anneski coughs, splutters and nearly chokes at the vile insult, but recovers after a Marmite sarnie and a bottle of Bud
*An Escort, I ask you!! Nah, my baby is a 2.8 injection Capri, the replacement for my last 2.0 Capri, which sadly went to Dagenham heaven last week. Bit of a step up in acceleration, oh yes indeedy....
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Cheeky Wench!
It was a compliment - Oi loves them thaar Kentish corrs - in all soizes - even Cortina 1600's of yore...
So you have a RELIABLE Koln engine Sair gut!
anneski said:
*Anneski coughs, splutters and nearly chokes at the vile insult, but recovers after a Marmite sarnie and a bottle of Bud
An Escort, I ask you!! Nah, my baby is a 2.8 injection Capri, the replacement for my last 2.0 Capri, which sadly went to Dagenham heaven last week. Bit of a step up in acceleration, oh yes indeedy....
Cheeky Wench!
It was a compliment - Oi loves them thaar Kentish corrs - in all soizes - even Cortina 1600's of yore...
So you have a RELIABLE Koln engine Sair gut!
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Now I understand the avatar - If I spoke like that I'd only let my picture be taken with black tape covering my eyes, too.Jimi6996 said:Oi loves them thaar Kentish corrs - in all soizes - even Cortina 1600's of yore...
So you have a RELIABLE Koln engine Sair gut!
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The gauntlet has been thrown!
Hah, Sir Knight - dost thou not understand proper English as she is spoke in the West Country?
The Cornwall, Devon and Zummerzet vales,
were the cradle of the Arthurian tales,
along with a goodly portion of Wales...
We hope that I your Yankee ear regales
with accents strange to cure what ails...
LukkyKnight said:
Now I understand the avatar - If I spoke like that I'd only let my picture be taken with black tape covering my eyes, too.
The gauntlet has been thrown!
Hah, Sir Knight - dost thou not understand proper English as she is spoke in the West Country?
The Cornwall, Devon and Zummerzet vales,
were the cradle of the Arthurian tales,
along with a goodly portion of Wales...
We hope that I your Yankee ear regales
with accents strange to cure what ails...
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Let me bring you songs from the wood
To make you feel much better than you could know
Dust you down from tip to toe
Let me bring you all things refined
Galliards, and lute songs served with chilling ale
Greetings, well met Jimi, Hail!
To make you feel much better than you could know
Dust you down from tip to toe
Let me bring you all things refined
Galliards, and lute songs served with chilling ale
Greetings, well met Jimi, Hail!
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LOL! Wench, there's a good old word! Makes you think of flagons of ale and buxom serving girls getting slapped on the rump.... or summat like that
As it was a compliment, thankee kindly young sir... 1600E cortinas... my, that takes me back... classics themselves, even if not sexy like my silver beastie
Oh yes, Cologne V6 'C' engine, 160bhp.... mmm...
According to my friends, I am possessed by a speed demon, and need exorcising.... I just say they're jealous <evil grin>
Jimi6996 said:
Cheeky Wench!
It was a compliment - Oi loves them thaar Kentish corrs - in all soizes - even Cortina 1600's of yore...
So you have a RELIABLE Koln engine Sair gut!
LOL! Wench, there's a good old word! Makes you think of flagons of ale and buxom serving girls getting slapped on the rump.... or summat like that
As it was a compliment, thankee kindly young sir... 1600E cortinas... my, that takes me back... classics themselves, even if not sexy like my silver beastie
Oh yes, Cologne V6 'C' engine, 160bhp.... mmm...
According to my friends, I am possessed by a speed demon, and need exorcising.... I just say they're jealous <evil grin>
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LukkyKnight said:
Hail Sir Knight!
Prithee allow me to give thanks for the Bard Ian's gentle words...
'Tis only us "of a certain age" that still appreciate the manic caperings of the flute-playing genius.
Winter-tide is almost o'er
soon t'will be as days of yore
Old Sol will beam and make us cheery
With loaf and cheese and flagon beery
My wench and I Spring celebrate
Bliss to All is coming... GREAT!
As the snow melts, so does the icy reserve of Winter!
