1fromawoodpile
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how much time do you spend on this a day?
do you consider yourself clean?
are you cleaner than your partner?
do you consider yourself clean?
are you cleaner than your partner?
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1fromawoodpile
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I've read Americans spend on average 70 more minutes per week than Europeans on hygiene and 3.5 HOURS more than Asians. Do you think that is true?
Many of the Asians I've seen have teeth the same colour as their skin, so I'd say true.
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They made me take a shower in County lock-up twice a week. No one wants to wash in jail
They made me take a shower in County lock-up twice a week. No one wants to wash in jail
It's only right. You wouldn't want to assfuck a dirty guy.
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inmates piss and shit on the shower floor as a form of rebellion. It's disgusting!
As long as they're not using your colon as a urinal, you should count yourself lucky.
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i was identified as a gang member because of a totenkopf tat. You mingle only with freaks of your own kind. That's the saving grace.
i was identified as a gang member because of a totenkopf tat. You mingle only with freaks of your own kind. That's the saving grace.
How could those idiots have confused the Totenkopf with Nazi imagery?
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2-4 showers at about 10 min each, 10 for the tooth brushings morning and evening and 5 for the shave.
So 35min -hr a day?
Never clean enough....but I would say yes.
That is most often the case.
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dude, 2-4 showers a day? what are you, a ditch digger or something?
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Nope, I'm a botanist. I just lived a few years with out them, now I take full advantage of my glorious, non parasite infested indoor plumbing. Plus I never had a woman go "omg you shower too much, I prefer my guys to smell like teeth ass n' corn chips!" so it works well for me, no reason to change it.
I also only wear a pair of socks once...after I take my shoes off I always put a fresh pair on before I stick my feet back in them, my feet don't stink.
Sheet's get changed every 3 days, and I grab a fresh towel every morning.
Don't get me started on food prep/cooking....
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let me guess - when you buy lettuce, you just unwrap the outermost leaf, yeah? the rest is all good!
i remember one time i was at a bbq and the beer cooler was empty, so i go inside to get more and the host's wife was cutting up raw chicken all over the kitchen counter... blood, guts and spooge all over, and all up and down her arms. i tell her i'm looking for the beer and sure enough she opens the fridge, puts her slimy paw on a cold one and hands it to me with a smile
i think i shrieked
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let me guess - when you buy lettuce, you just unwrap the outermost leaf, yeah? the rest is all good!
i remember one time i was at a bbq and the beer cooler was empty, so i go inside to get more and the host's wife was cutting up raw chicken all over the kitchen counter... blood, guts and spooge all over, and all up and down her arms. i tell her i'm looking for the beer and sure enough she opens the fridge, puts her slimy paw on a cold one and hands it to me with a smile
*shivers*
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I met a woman online and took vacation with her. Lovely, kind, smart, sexy....and her crotch smelled like garbage rejected by the city dump. Made me nauseous.
I know other females who wait till their period is due, and wear white skirts. They look like Japanese flags from behind.
I know other females who wait till their period is due, and wear white skirts. They look like Japanese flags from behind.
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Awwww man that's always a fuckin' bummer.
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A toxic waste dump tween her legs. A pussy only a vulture can eat.
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I am super-clean. With everything.
But then, I am borderline OCD.
I have a 'thing' about dead skin cells, so towels, sheets and clothing only get used once, then washed.
I vacuum and dust every day.
My kitchen is not just clean, it is spotless. Same with bathrooms. I go through around 10 teatowels a day, and my dishcloths are only ever used once.
I also have a thing about chemical residue, so when I clean I also rinse and dry everything.
There is a bottle of hand sanitizer in every room here, and one in every car. I also carry one in my bag.
I shower twice a day. Teeth get brushed and flossed after every meal, and when I'm out I carry a small bottle of mouthwash to use after eating/drinking.
I cannot wear clothes more than once.
Clean isn't the word to describe me.
But then, I am borderline OCD.
I have a 'thing' about dead skin cells, so towels, sheets and clothing only get used once, then washed.
I vacuum and dust every day.
My kitchen is not just clean, it is spotless. Same with bathrooms. I go through around 10 teatowels a day, and my dishcloths are only ever used once.
I also have a thing about chemical residue, so when I clean I also rinse and dry everything.
There is a bottle of hand sanitizer in every room here, and one in every car. I also carry one in my bag.
I shower twice a day. Teeth get brushed and flossed after every meal, and when I'm out I carry a small bottle of mouthwash to use after eating/drinking.
I cannot wear clothes more than once.
Clean isn't the word to describe me.
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2 showers a day along with lotion, exfoliating and two daily enemas.
so yup, pretty clean.
so yup, pretty clean.
What does this have to do with snack cakes?
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I can't spell OK?!
I was educated in public school!
* runs away crying*
lol at typos.
You spelt it correctly!
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