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[Jonaol]

So I send something like this just about every year, if it finds the right person - wonderful...

I doubt there are few who can completely understand this and many who see the contradiction, but I love my wife, my kids and my life. I do not want to loose any of that, yet I am here.

But to be honest I lack real intimacy in my life. To be more direct, I am not talking about just sex. I am talking about the desire to challenge and be challenged, to share, to get that feeling of excitement when you deeply kiss someone, to touch and be touched.

So I guess, I am looking for a woman who really gets and connected to the above paragraph, the contradictions and all.

Someone who will not judge.

Please be only a couple of hours away from NYC.

I do not want to change anything about my current life, rather simply create a value add, an escape...

Having a deep connection is important to me.

Someone who I can communicate with, someone literate, who understands the power of words in connecting with someone.

I work a great deal. I am attractive. I am professionally successful.

If you are...

Direct

Drama-free

Uninhibitted

Passionate

Sarcastic

Confident

Curious

Easy going

A Good Kisser

Someone who wants to be safely reckless

Someone who knows and likes her body

Someone who is attractive

Someone who wants to push herself to find and communicate her needs

Someone who likes the occasional scotch or good glass of wine, or bottle...

Someone who is flexible - both physically and emotionally

Someone who can easily provide a strong opinion about a book and film....but also deeply yearns for a great physical, uninhibited relationship...

I hope you would consider messaging me and investing the time to get to know each other.

Thanks.

 

[Adjudicator]

So I send something like this just about every year, if it finds the right person - wonderful...

I doubt there are few who can completely understand this and many who see the contradiction, but I love my wife, my kids and my life. I do not want to loose any of that, yet I am here.

But to be honest I lack real intimacy in my life. To be more direct, I am not talking about just sex. I am talking about the desire to challenge and be challenged, to share, to get that feeling of excitement when you deeply kiss someone, to touch and be touched.

So I guess, I am looking for a woman who really gets and connected to the above paragraph, the contradictions and all.

Someone who will not judge.

Please be only a couple of hours away from NYC.

I do not want to change anything about my current life, rather simply create a value add, an escape...

Having a deep connection is important to me.

Someone who I can communicate with, someone literate, who understands the power of words in connecting with someone.

I work a great deal. I am attractive. I am professionally successful.

If you are...

Direct

Drama-free

Uninhibitted

Passionate

Sarcastic

Confident

Curious

Easy going

A Good Kisser

Someone who wants to be safely reckless

Someone who knows and likes her body

Someone who is attractive

Someone who wants to push herself to find and communicate her needs

Someone who likes the occasional scotch or good glass of wine, or bottle...

Someone who is flexible - both physically and emotionally

Someone who can easily provide a strong opinion about a book and film....but also deeply yearns for a great physical, uninhibited relationship...

I hope you would consider messaging me and investing the time to get to know each other.

Thanks.

I doubt the women who meet your stated criteria want to be a married guy's side piece.

 

[Ms_Ann]

So I send something like this just about every year, if it finds the right person - wonderful...

I doubt there are few who can completely understand this and many who see the contradiction, but I love my wife, my kids and my life. I do not want to loose any of that, yet I am here.

But to be honest I lack real intimacy in my life. To be more direct, I am not talking about just sex. I am talking about the desire to challenge and be challenged, to share, to get that feeling of excitement when you deeply kiss someone, to touch and be touched.

So I guess, I am looking for a woman who really gets and connected to the above paragraph, the contradictions and all.

Someone who will not judge.

Please be only a couple of hours away from NYC.

I do not want to change anything about my current life, rather simply create a value add, an escape...

Having a deep connection is important to me.

Someone who I can communicate with, someone literate, who understands the power of words in connecting with someone.

I work a great deal. I am attractive. I am professionally successful.

If you are...

Direct

Drama-free

Uninhibitted

Passionate

Sarcastic

Confident

Curious

Easy going

A Good Kisser

Someone who wants to be safely reckless

Someone who knows and likes her body

Someone who is attractive

Someone who wants to push herself to find and communicate her needs

Someone who likes the occasional scotch or good glass of wine, or bottle...

Someone who is flexible - both physically and emotionally

Someone who can easily provide a strong opinion about a book and film....but also deeply yearns for a great physical, uninhibited relationship...

I hope you would consider messaging me and investing the time to get to know each other.

Thanks.

Are you grading on the curve?

 

[Emerson40]

http://partner.lt/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/AshleyMadison.png

 

[Conager]

I doubt the women who meet your stated criteria want to be a married guy's side piece.

That sounds like something Que would say. Hmmm...suspicious.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I love my wife, my kids and my life. I do not want to loose any of that, yet I am here.

Direct

Drama-free

Uninhibitted

Passionate

Sarcastic

Confident

Curious

Easy going

A Good Kisser

Someone who wants to be safely reckless

Someone who knows and likes her body

Someone who is attractive

Someone who wants to push herself to find and communicate her needs

Someone who likes the occasional scotch or good glass of wine, or bottle...

Someone who is flexible - both physically and emotionally

Someone who can easily provide a strong opinion about a book and film....but also deeply yearns for a great physical, uninhibited relationship...

Talking about not wanting to "loose," well...you want all that second wife shit with a ribbon tied to it, then you best loosen up that wallet.

https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost/2017/4/1/529109f9-fc8d-435d-9154-89212a7c55e2.gif

Ain't talking chump change, either. We talking at least four digits just to sit down and chat over tea. Five when you expect her to be your pretend friend with bennies. So get ready to open up that bank account, Mr. Professional. Your dick is gonna make you pay for a woman's time.

 

[pointless]

seriously, why can't fuckers get the loose/lose thing right? it's not phonetics. if anything the misspelling would add an s instead of an o if that were the case.

 

[thør]

Comes out loose.

 

[islandman]

So I send something like this just about every year, if it finds the right person - wonderful...

I doubt there are few who can completely understand this and many who see the contradiction, but I love my wife, my kids and my life. I do not want to loose any of that.......................

That's a relationship-killer right there.

 

[thør]

That's a relationship-killer right there.

Time, that's all she wants.

 

[Hard_Rom]

If you don't want to lose your family then don't gamble with them by straying.

Best bet is find an escort you can be a regular with. A couple hundred bucks an hour for the GFE. Trying to cheap out by hooking up with a potential marriage wrecking slut is not a good plan. And escort and condom use should satisfy your needs.

You do realize how badly you are trying to betray your family.

 

[pointless]

because i'm bored.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Willing To Wreck Lives For Bendy Elbowed Trollop.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Crikey, you've been posting this since 2001 when you were "happily engaged" to your "best friend".

How depressing. Your wife must have shot a robin.

 

[Aquagal]

The flogging for his yearly beating is now open.

The usual queue at hand.

 

[Debbie]

Mate, if you want drama free then getting involved in any hanky panky when you're not in an open relationship is not going to happen.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Willing To Wreck Lives For Bendy Elbowed Trollop.

I'm trying to figure out the sexual implications of having a bendy elbowed trollop on call.

Bendy elbows are certainly an advantage; but, I think I'm missing something in the English translation.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I'm trying to figure out the sexual implications of having a bendy elbowed trollop on call.

Bendy elbows are certainly an advantage; but, I think I'm missing something in the English translation.

That's because English is not your native language. Bendy elbow=a liking for booze

 

[JohnnySavage]

That's because English is not your native language. Bendy elbow=a liking for booze

Ahhhh!!!! I was thinking sex and Fata was thinking booze. Story of my life.

 

[Debbie]

Before you lot start feeling special he has gone on to other Lit forums looking for a bit of slap and tickle on the side.

Either that or we scared him off.

 

[Pookie]

So I send something like this just about every year, if it finds the right person - wonderful...

I doubt there are few who can completely understand this and many who see the contradiction, but I love my wife, my kids and my life. I do not want to loose any of that, yet I am here.

But to be honest I lack real intimacy in my life. To be more direct, I am not talking about just sex. I am talking about the desire to challenge and be challenged, to share, to get that feeling of excitement when you deeply kiss someone, to touch and be touched.

So I guess, I am looking for a woman who really gets and connected to the above paragraph, the contradictions and all.

Someone who will not judge.

Please be only a couple of hours away from NYC.

I do not want to change anything about my current life, rather simply create a value add, an escape...

Having a deep connection is important to me.

Someone who I can communicate with, someone literate, who understands the power of words in connecting with someone.

I work a great deal. I am attractive. I am professionally successful.

If you are...

Direct

Drama-free

Uninhibitted

Passionate

Sarcastic

Confident

Curious

Easy going

A Good Kisser

Someone who wants to be safely reckless

Someone who knows and likes her body

Someone who is attractive

Someone who wants to push herself to find and communicate her needs

Someone who likes the occasional scotch or good glass of wine, or bottle...

Someone who is flexible - both physically and emotionally

Someone who can easily provide a strong opinion about a book and film....but also deeply yearns for a great physical, uninhibited relationship...

I hope you would consider messaging me and investing the time to get to know each other.

Thanks.

Where have I heard something like the above before?

I know!

https://media.giphy.com/media/q5bAOclGk8eAg/giphy.gif

 

[lovetoread]

Willing To Wreck Lives For Bendy Elbowed Trollop.

Crikey, you've been posting this since 2001 when you were "happily engaged" to your "best friend".

How depressing. Your wife must have shot a robin.

so i shouldn't apply then?

its so hard to find someone who wants someone a couple of hours outside the city!!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Before you lot start feeling special he has gone on to other Lit forums looking for a bit of slap and tickle on the side.

Either that or we scared him off.

The GB is not for the faint of heart.

 

[Debbie]

The GB is not for the faint of heart.

True but the gb does have SOME redeeming features.

Friends found
Dom Dramallamas
Political punchups
Lasivious lovers
Penis pictures
Boobs BowChickaWowWow ...etc etc etc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWfUp70XMLI

 

[JerichoEd]

So I send something like this just about every year, if it finds the right person - wonderful...

I doubt there are few who can completely understand this and many who see the contradiction, but I love my wife, my kids and my life. I do not want to loose any of that, yet I am here.

But to be honest I lack real intimacy in my life. To be more direct, I am not talking about just sex. I am talking about the desire to challenge and be challenged, to share, to get that feeling of excitement when you deeply kiss someone, to touch and be touched.

So I guess, I am looking for a woman who really gets and connected to the above paragraph, the contradictions and all.

Someone who will not judge.

Please be only a couple of hours away from NYC.

I do not want to change anything about my current life, rather simply create a value add, an escape...

Having a deep connection is important to me.

Someone who I can communicate with, someone literate, who understands the power of words in connecting with someone.

I work a great deal. I am attractive. I am professionally successful.

If you are...

Direct

Drama-free

Uninhibitted

Passionate

Sarcastic

Confident

Curious

Easy going

A Good Kisser

Someone who wants to be safely reckless

Someone who knows and likes her body

Someone who is attractive

Someone who wants to push herself to find and communicate her needs

Someone who likes the occasional scotch or good glass of wine, or bottle...

Someone who is flexible - both physically and emotionally

Someone who can easily provide a strong opinion about a book and film....but also deeply yearns for a great physical, uninhibited relationship...

I hope you would consider messaging me and investing the time to get to know each other.

Thanks.

If you are professionally successful, I'm assuming you can afford a dating service that specializes in side chicks. If it's once a year, then hire an escort with an acting degree.