Perfumes for Pussies ?

[Handley_Page]

No, I do not mean Felis silvestris catus.
I mean the type we like to stroke, and kiss, etc., in moments of high passion on the lady of the moment.

A thought struck me earlier (they do, you know, on occasions). A lady will dab a little perfume behind her ear, at the wrist and other places which get warm and even a little moist. Apparently, this additive perfume is acted upon (or - acts upon) the sweat and produces a nice pong.

Now, without going into the whys & wherefores of the lady-bits , is there some suitable perfume for that part ?

Just a random thought, because if there isn't I suspect there should be.

PS. I am not referring to a hygiene problem here.

I've found one: it's called 'Vulva'

 

[lovecraft68]

My wife uses a little body spray on her stomach and thighs from time to time.

As for the actual "lady bit" itself?

The natural scent a hot wet pussy is just fine with me.

Now, if they need perfume down there, then we might be talking a little bit of hygiene here

 

[PayDay]

I think I am unclear as to the theme of this thread...

Are you saying your vagina smells bad?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My wife uses a little body spray on her stomach and thighs from time to time.

As for the actual "lady bit" itself?

The natural scent a hot wet pussy is just fine with me.

Now, if they need perfume down there, then we might be talking a little bit of hygiene here

Perfume wont mask toxic pussy when your nose is in it. Prime USDA Pussy should have a hint of saltiness, a hint of seafood, and smell like expensive leather.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Reading from the experts, what pussy is supposed to smell like depends on the experts politics. Democrats oppose cleansing ITS SPOSSED TO SMELL LIKE PUSSY whether you've run a marathon moved a grand piano up the stairs or sat at the big game all afternoon sweating.

My favorite is the comment from one female gynecologist...if she just had sex it'll smell like bleach cuz semen has a bleach smell. I HAD NO IDEA! That advice is for all you cleanup crew guys like VM who are in touch with their tender gender sides. VM prolly believes semen is a major source of natural protein.

 

[Bramblethorn]

If it involves making women insecure about their bodies to sell them products they don't need, guaranteed someone has thought of it. But in general, not a good idea to mess with the chemical balance there.

 

[lovecraft68]

If it involves making women insecure about their bodies to sell them products they don't need, guaranteed someone has thought of it. But in general, not a good idea to mess with the chemical balance there.

True, what if your cock had a bad reaction to it? Not the place you want to get a rash

 

[patientlee]

Two words: scented tampons. They smell ok in the box, not so good in the lady parts. Don't mess with Mother Nature. We aren't supposed to smell like flowers.

 

[3113]

PS. I am not referring to a hygiene problem here.

I've found one: it's called 'Vulva'

I think most of us ladies would agree that the actual bits don't need any more perfume than their natural perfume (outside of hygiene problems). And there is going to be a problem spraying or dabbing surrounding areas (inner thighs and mons Venus, for example) if those areas are going to be kissed, licked, etc. They may end up with a chemical taste

However, assuming they were not going to be licked all over, I'd probably stick to whatever fragrance spray or perfume was working on other parts of my skin. If it smells wonderful to a man dabbed on my wrist or throat, then it probably will smell equally good on the skin areas of my bikini zone.

 

[TxRad]

Two words: scented tampons. They smell ok in the box, not so good in the lady parts. Don't mess with Mother Nature. We aren't supposed to smell like flowers.

Have you ever smelled pussy willow?

 

[NaokoSmith]

Oh I was quite hopeful of even more expensive fal-lals for the kitty-cats then.

Doctors - I mean actual medical ones, although as you know if you want me to look at your leg I am always willing - advise against putting perfumed products on your lady bits. These are sensitive natural beauties with chemical balance which manages the ecosystem there carefully. Perfumes can upset the balance and lead to smelly infections and then you do need a perfume as well as some stuff to cure the infection, which all makes it worse and you have to buy even more stuff - as BrambleThorn remarks.

It's best not to use perfumed soap even, just give it all a gentle wishy wash with some plain water.

 

[patientlee]

Have you ever smelled pussy willow?

Damn. I got nothin.

 

[hoo_hoo_boo]

No, I do not mean Felis silvestris catus.
I mean the type we like to stroke, and kiss, etc.,



Initially I read it as Felis silvestris cactus.

I wondered about the stroking and kissing.

 

[JackLuis]

I have used a Vanilla scented douche in a story with papaya flavored condoms as a hook for a subplot. I've also used Pear Blossom Pussy Wash in the same story, but have no idea if such things exist.

 

[steve44uk]

As a huge fan of giving head, I wouldn't want anything to adulterate the many-splendoured smells and tastes of pussy. To misquote Billy Joel, I love 'em just the way they are...

I'm also conscious that many women might find upsetting or even offensive the suggestion that their natural scent needs any enhancement, although I'm sure HP's musings meant no such slight.

 

[StrangeLife]

The drive to mess with natures perfection is a common human fallacy.

In a world where people are seen adding extra ketchup to BigMacs and putting oversize chrome rims on Cadillac 57s nothing is holy...

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm also conscious that many women might find upsetting or even offensive the suggestion that their natural scent needs any enhancement, although I'm sure HP's musings meant no such slight.

Very true; no slight intended.
It was just a random thought, as one might get on occasion.

Try looking HERE, for the full blurb about one such product.
[And, no, I have no connection with that firm]

 

[Bramblethorn]

No, I do not mean Felis silvestris catus.
I mean the type we like to stroke, and kiss, etc.,

Initially I read it as Felis silvestris cactus.

I wondered about the stroking and kissing.

That's what happens when you stroke the cat for 0.1 seconds longer than it wants to be stroked.