Perfect Husband

[Alexandra831]

The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband



Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive



And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!

 

[CHNOPS]

Teqoapb/h?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

This describes every man here on the GB. Just ask them. They also all possess a 9 inch cock that is forever turgid with lust. Glad you did not put loyal in the equation because their wives would be disappointed.

The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband



Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive



And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

This describes every man here on the GB. Just ask them. They also all possess a 9 inch cock that is forever turgid with lust. Glad you did not put loyal in the equation because their wives would be disappointed.

Speak for yourself. I'm quite happy with with my 6 7/8" manhood (after only 4 months with The Pump!) and have yet to hear a complaint from anyone.

With the exception of Pookie in 2003, KRCummings in 2004, Lorelei13 in 2005, Cookiejar in 2007, Pink in 2008, Cookiejar (again, dammit) in 2009 (my ONLY 2-time complaint btw), Riles in 2010 and MakeYourWhore last year...

(this post will seriously fuck up some vanity searches)

 

[Alexandra831]

It was ment more for a joke.. I couldn't get the exact one my friend posted on facebook because I haven't figured out how to do that stuff yet.

I am happy with 7 inches.. or what ever size my husband is

 

[RobDownSouth]

Damn. Missed the cut by a freakin' 1/8 of an inch.

 

[CHNOPS]

Speak for yourself. I'm quite happy with with my 6 7/8" manhood (after only 4 months with The Pump!) and have yet to hear a complaint from anyone.

With the exception of Pookie in 2003, KRCummings in 2004, Lorelei13 in 2005, Cookiejar in 2007, Pink in 2008, Cookiejar (again, dammit) in 2009 (my ONLY 2-time complaint btw), Riles in 2010 and MakeYourWhore last year...

(this post will seriously fuck up some vanity searches)

Was 2006 a strike year?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Was 2006 a strike year?

Fuck no. I won the Lit Cybersex Championship (over 40 division) that year.
116 out of a possible 120 points.

Good times, good times......

 

[CandiCame]

I enjoyed that.

 

[HelpMeRhonda]

Speak for yourself. I'm quite happy with with my 6 7/8" manhood (after only 4 months with The Pump!) and have yet to hear a complaint from anyone.

With the exception of Pookie in 2003, KRCummings in 2004, Lorelei13 in 2005, Cookiejar in 2007, Pink in 2008, Cookiejar (again, dammit) in 2009 (my ONLY 2-time complaint btw), Riles in 2010 and MakeYourWhore last year...

(this post will seriously fuck up some vanity searches)

Telling another dude the size of your crank is gay. No wonder you talk about Vette so much. Hope you two will be happy together.

 

[RAddams]

The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband



Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive



And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!

That's right, a hard man is good to find.

 

[shoulderblade]

That's right, a hard man is good to find.

Good line. Now all I have to do is remember the long words.

 

[Silverlily]

Fuck no. I won the Lit Cybersex Championship (over 40 division) that year.
116 out of a possible 120 points.

Good times, good times......

Hearing that in John Wayne's voice was really, really disturbing.

 

[CandiCame]

That's right, a hard man is good to find.

I love this.

 

[Alexandra831]

That's right, a hard man is good to find.

hmm I think finding a Hard man isn't so hard to find. Or accomplishing soon after finding a good man.

I swear some guys get hard just by the wind blowing.