Perfect Guy looking for the Perfect Girl

Chris_Michael

2B or Not 2B
Joined
Oct 4, 2015
Posts
5,510
I'm a 27-year-old guy looking for a girlfriend. I'm 6'2", 210 lbs, brown hair, hazel eyes. I'm very muscular and have a strict eating/workout routine. I graduated from a prestigious university and I'm from Dublin, Ireland. Before anyone asks, yes, I come with the accent. I have been described as funny, sensual, considerate, strong, confident, intelligent, determined, goal-oriented, open-minded, loving, and successful. My net worth is approximately $2.5 million and growing.

The only problem is, I need to settle down. My schedule is always full and I need to live a little. I haven't had time for relationships and that needs to change. If you're a girl who is interested, let me know. Since this is a site dedicated to erotica, I will go ahead and tell you that my dick is the size of a Sprite can. I know that is intimidating, but we can work slowly.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. Have a nice day.
 
Jeez tough crowd. I'm a fat, white dude who isn't worth shit. lol

Which was my point. You created a post with no other intent to make fun of whoever responded to you. People do read profiles, you know, as well as look through your posting history.

<shrug> To each his own, I suppose.
 
Which was my point. You created a post with no other intent to make fun of whoever responded to you. People do read profiles, you know, as well as look through your posting history.

<shrug> To each his own, I suppose.

I have been on Lit since 2006. I know. >.< Check my previous threads.
 
Back
Top