Perdita inebriated and hoppy

[Guest]

Well, I’m drunk. But not morose. Feel very good indeed. Went to a Christmas party hosted by my former Shakespeare prof. and mentor, now dearest friend. I’m writing this in Word (haha, wrote Wrod) so I can edit for awful typos, etc. You’ll have to take my word I’m drunk.

Rose made a wonderful Champagne punch and I drank lots. But I also had really good food (crab things, Brie stuff, Middle-eastern delights, superb chocolates). Still, I’m not used to drinking this much in a few hours’ time.

The male guests were mostly older gay men, really sweet guys from Rose’s church (the Catholic gay one in the Castro). There was one woman younger than me, she had a great mouth and brashness I found sexy. She’d heard there was a nun among the guests and asked if I was it. I set her straight. Whatever.

One non-gay man was especially attractive in an intellectually sexual way (perfect combo). He looks like Sub Joe with short hair, and we talked about Shakespeare. His wife was there too. I liked her well enough but I was so close to taking Mr. Sexy aside and asking for a dalliance. Still thinking about it, but once I sober up I’ll be good.

Everyone wanted to know about my trip to Venice and Yorkshire and so I ended up telling them I write erotica, blablabla, and explaining how it is ten strangers are planning to meet in West-fucking-Yorkshire. (Mr. Joe seemed to perk up at this, the erotica bit, hahaha). He and Mrs. Joe gave me a ride home as they live just a few blocks from me (Ho ho ho). I brought home a large bowl of the Champagne imbued fruit which I will have tomw. morning for breakfast. (Fuck, I’ve corrected a typo every other word so far.)

I feel really good to be alive and on holiday. I rec’d a nice PM when I logged on. Having a cuppa tea and a smoke. Off to lurk.

Perdita la Borrachita

 

[TheEarl]

Hooray for alkie-hol! And hooray for happy Pear. Have fun hon.

The Earl

 

[yui]

Your post made me smile. Enjoy the ride. I'm drinking citrus vodka and grapefruit juice and I don't even have a party to blame it on. I do hope your West Yorkshire get-together is a stu-fucking-pendous success!

Luck,

Yui

 

[cantdog]

Fabulous, perdita, darling. I would envy you, except that I just don't seem to do that anymore about anyone. But your Venice and Yorkshire things are certainly enviable. All the best. You know we love you right to death.

cantdog

 

[Guest]

Thanks, Earl and Yui. This is a good drunk, just feel good. P.

 

[Guest]

Canthombre, you look fabulously fuck sexy right now.

Perdita

 

[cantdog]

Well, I am! You're many thousand miles away, of course, but your perception is completely true.

 

[rgraham666]

Moi aussi, perdita.

Not too drunk. But feeling better that I have all week. For some reason, a two mile walk in twenty below weather has made me feel good

The hoppy part consists of my bunny running around my feet. Does Petya do that?

And I've misspelled every second word too. Lucky my browser has a spell checker.

Now my bunny is licking my hands. I feel like Nyarlathotep or something.

 

[Guest]

Now my bunny is licking my hands. I feel like Nyarlathotep or something.

Who the fuck?

I had to give Petya away. Could not find anyone to care for him for 3 weeks and 'bunny boarding' would have cost 500 bucks. But a young Mexican gal took him; she's raised rabbits all her life and I know he is hoppy, hahaha.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Here I am about 30 minutes ago. I hope I look sultry (vs. tawdrily smashed). P.

 

[cantdog]

A little of both. Smashing and smashed both at once. You're amazing.

 

[rgraham666]

Who the fuck?

Nyarlathoptep is the messenger of the Outer Gods. You would have to be an H.P. Lovecraft fan to get the reference.

I had to give Petya away. Could not find anyone to care for him for 3 weeks and 'bunny boarding' would have cost 500 bucks. But a young Mexican gal took him; she's raised rabbits all her life and I know he is hoppy, hahaha.

Perdita [/B]

Bummer, predita. Wish I had been closer. Buddy would have liked some company for a few weeks. And so would I.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Canthombre, you look fabulously fuck sexy right now.

Perdita

Doesn't he? P, I'll have to PM you later. You look sexy too. (It's morning so you're off your drunk; and I'm off to work.)

 

[NoJo]

He looks like Sub Joe with short hair, and we talked about Shakespeare.

P, it wasn't me -- though I would have discussed Shakespeare with you too, as that's probably the quickest way of getting you in the sack.

Joe

 

[impressive]

Canthombre, you look fabulously fuck sexy right now.

Perdita

P., I just love you drunk.

 

[Guest]

Perdita, I could feel your excitement and happiness pouring off the screen. You're a very happy drunk, aren't you? Fucking brilliant!

I do hope you're not suffering this morning.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Perdita drunk....that's like the coolest Christmas present ever!

 

[Remec]

Here I am about 30 minutes ago. I hope I look sultry (vs. tawdrily smashed). P.

Sultry? I think those eyes have a fire quite a bit higher than merely sultry...and wouldn't I love to have them burning into me just about now...<smile>

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Perdita inebriated and hoppy

P, it wasn't me -- though I would have discussed Shakespeare with you too, as that's probably the quickest way of getting you in the sack.

Yep, it is. Fave line so far, "To bonk, or not to bonk."

I feel great this morning, still hoppy. Having a cuppa and readying for the first official day of vacation (fuck you, Monday! hahaha).

I will meet Rose this afternoon to have lunch with her and a former student (Lucy, a dyke, who took a class on the Gothic with me). Then I will go to my brother's for our early Christmas. Won't get drunk again (must be a good role model for my beloved 13-year old niece).

Remec, you don't even have to know who Shakespeare was .

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

This is too weird, I'm not used to other people being drunk when posting (except the obvious ones, you know who you are).

Posting when drunk is the time when you have to keep in mind the aphorism "Never apologise."

If you can read in the morning sober, what you posted the night before when drunk and not feel the need to apologise then you have done mightily well.

You have done mightily well there Perdita (nearly used the B word then). See you soon.

 

[Guest]

Thanks Gaucho. I must say I learned from your mistakes, hahaha. Plus I really was hoppy.

B---

 

[TheEarl]

This is too weird, I'm not used to other people being drunk when posting (except the obvious ones, you know who you are).

Am I one of the obvious ones? Slightly worried now.

Off to get drunk.

The Earl

 

[Just-Legal]

Note to self - next time drunk? Have posting binge on Lit.

 

[BlackShanglan]

*sigh*

I miss all of the good threads.

Sultry and fabulous, Perdita.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Thanks, Shang. You must go to Loulou's Christmas pics thread .

Perdita