People with numbers after their screen name

[Sonny Limatina]

They all suck. I have no idea what's so attractive to dumb people about adding a number to the end of their name, but clearly, something is. Have you observed this?

Theories, please.

 

[pete]

my theory is that people who make sweeping generalizations are fucktards

but that's just a theory

 

[Bert Notorius]

[originally posted by imafuckingidiot1]

Someone already took "imafuckingidiot"

 

[firespin]

They're just one notch above people with spaces in their screen name.

But at least they don't spell out a number in their name. That's gotta be the worst.

Especially if they misspell the number.

 

[Sidney_1]

. . .

 

[Sonny Limatina]

They're just one notch above people with spaces in their screen name.

But at least they don't spell out a number in their name. That's gotta be the worst.

Especially if they misspell the number.

Not everyone sees a space in my screen name. Some people see information about the next mission.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm ugly and dumb. You got me.

post your bits.

we'll decide.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Seeress2005 predicted on this board in September 2005 that a new member named Anita Mil would obsess about numerals in Lit names in March 2010.
Don't know if it's true, but someone posted about a week later that Seeress2005 was killed in a car accident. Regardless, she never posted here again.
Although I think the reports of her death are a little off the mark, I did attend her funeral.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Seeress2005 predicted on this board in September 2005 that a new member named Anita Mil would obsess about numerals in Lit names in March 2010.
Don't know if it's true, but someone posted about a week later that Seeress2005 was killed in a car accident. Regardless, she never posted here again.
Although I think the reports of her death are a little off the mark, I did attend her funeral.

Is that an 'i' at the end of your name, or a 1?

Anita

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Five?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Five?

OK, I get that. But if my name had been Flat5ive3737, then we could talk.

For now, I prefer to sit here and let your clit create sexually conflcted feelings in my loins.

 

[naughtycakes]

Five?

Oooooh, nice bitch slap, sister.

 

[Sidney_1]

. . .

 

[pink]

What about people with _ underscores?

 

[Pookie]

They're just one notch above people with spaces in their screen name.

But at least they don't spell out a number in their name. That's gotta be the worst.

Especially if they misspell the number.

That's gonna leave a mark.

 

[Guest]

all the really cool names like sonny limatina were already taken

I think also, some of us don't really care how cool a shit head like you thinks we are

that may come as a shock to your enormous and fragile ego, but that's the case

 

[littlebabyclit]

To think I almost called myself #1 Little Baby Clit... I'm guessing a number at the beginning of a user name would receive no less derision and scorn? Or is that an existing separate thread I haven't yet seen?

 

[philosophygirl]

they should avoid peanuts.

 

[neci]

What about people with _ underscores?

people with _underscores_ are sluts.

 

[pink]

people with _underscores_ are sluts.

ahahahahaha Then everyone around here would have them.

 

[Angeline]

I am always fascinated (like seeing a train wreck fascinated) by people with screen names like "BigDickForYou12," like they couldn't figure out after 11 other people what a stupid idea it was.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Five?

*waves*

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I am always fascinated (like seeing a train wreck fascinated) by people with screen names like "BigDickForYou12," like they couldn't figure out after 11 other people what a stupid idea it was.

Right, or that the first part is so attractive that it's worth being number 12 just to have it for yourself.

But even though it sounded like a joke, I have actually observed that essentially every name-then-long-number screen name is attached to a dumb human of some kind. Not "sally1," but "roger27573."

Watch and you'll see...

 

[Pookie]

ahahahahaha Then everyone around here would have them.

I had one for about a year before Laurel took it away.

 

[pink]

I had one for about a year before Laurel took it away.

i've thought about asking for the name pink but i didn't want to be a pain to Laurel.