People who laugh at their own jokes before others do...

[Shaq]

are either...

1)Not funny and unaware

2)Crazy


People who go on the Jerry Springer show and say that "our relationship is going fine" before the secret is told are either...

1)Retarded

2)To poor to afford a tv



I just wanted you all to know that....

 

[Mellon Collie]

Thank you for your report Captain Obvious. I couldn't run this show without you.

 

[Kitte]

People who go on the Jerry Springer show and say that "our relationship is going fine" before the secret is told are either...

1)Retarded

2)To poor to afford a tv

I have always wondered that..What the FUCK do they think is going to happen to them on Jerry??? PULEEZ! and they act so shocked when they find out their man is leaving them to be with his stuffed swordfish that has been quietly living on the mantle for years.

 

[Siren]

I love my jokes

 

[Shaq]

Thank you for your report Captain Obvious. I couldn't run this show without you.

I'm Luteinant Obvious now I'm afraid....I got demoted for taking kickbacks and sleeping with privates....

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: People who laugh at their own jokes before others do...

 

[Shaq]

Re: I love my jokes

I crack myself up constantly.

I laugh at me and with me before anyone else does.

I just think I am my best companion.


Is that sad and pathetic

or

Healthy and self aware?


you be the judge..........

Next OPRAH.

Siren...I just read your sig...and I must say your friend PW that I know as verb has over 40, 000 posts on another website....he got 35k in a year....for all our sakes I pray he doesn't accept your challenge...a post battle with him is something you can never win....

 

[Siren]

Was that..........

 

[Siren]

my sig line is for other long termers on lit

 

[Wiggles]

I do, but it's because I'm goofy as hell. Sometimes I even start laughing half way through the joke.

<-------- Dork!

 

[sexy-girl]

i always laugh at my jokes before i can get to the punchline i am usually giggling im terrible at telling jokes


so am i unfunny or crazy or both ?