People who annoy you

[Guest]

This is a spin off of the "crush threads" we have had in the past.

Post as Unregistered if you want or post using your name. Who cares. But post the people at Lit who annoy you the most.

 

[Azwed]

First post.

And Unregistereds annoy me.

 

[Angel]

That cunt Angel really annoys the shit out of me.

 

[Azwed]

That cunt Angel really annoys the shit out of me.

Whopee Angel.

*starts to Perv*

 

[Private Vasquez]

I annoy everyone. 'Tis my lot in life.

 

[Silverlily]

That cunt Angel really annoys the shit out of me.

I know how you feel, Kitten Eyes drove me to drink.

 

[red_rose]

This is a spin off of the "crush threads" we have had in the past.

Post as Unregistered if you want or post using your name. Who cares. But post the people at Lit who annoy you the most.

I have an idea!

Let's not point fingers and make people feel low.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I hear Amy Fisher's getting a newspaper column. Can I vote for her?

 

[Angel]

I hate DCL even more than I hate Angel.

 

[Young Knave]

Re: Re: People who annoy you

Nice people who are against putting other people down annoy me.

Also I don't like those two crabby old guys on the muppets who used to make fun of everyone. Statler and whatshisface. They don't count though cause they're not Lit members.

I have an idea!

Let's not point fingers and make people feel low.

 

[Azwed]

I hear Amy Fisher's getting a newspaper column. Can I vote for her?

Only if I can vote for Jessi Helms.

 

[Nora]

I hear Amy Fisher's getting a newspaper column. Can I vote for her?

wtf is she gonna write about? "How to Seduce Skanky, Ugly Married Guys and Get Caught Plotting Their Wives' Deaths"?

Seems a limited genre, but what do I know?

 

[Starfish]

wtf is she gonna write about? "How to Seduce Skanky, Ugly Married Guys and Get Caught Plotting Their Wives' Deaths"?

Seems a limited genre, but what do I know?

Sadly enough, in our 'trailer trash mentality' society that we live in, that calls for best seller material.

Not that there is anything wrong with blonde, coors guzzling, strapon banging trailer trash. I am all for that shit.

 

[Nora]

Dear Amy,

I hope you can help me. I'm simply at my wit's end! I'm madly in love with a wonderful man. He's everything a girl could want! He's barely literate, economy-minded (as he only drinks generic beer), has a stable job on occassion and best of all I love the way his sweat-stained wife-beaters cling lovingly to his swollen beer-gut. There's trouble in paradice, however. His wife, who supports him in the manner to which I could easily become accustomed, won't give him all of her money and divorce him!

Amy, how is a girl supposed to work under those conditions? I mean, I wouldn't be able to afford tacky fingernail decals and to sit on my fat ass watching soaps all day if she doesn't just see how it's supposed to be!

So Amy, tell me. Do you think I should hire someone to whack the bitch, or just do it myself? Do you think poison is best, or should I go for something messier?

signed,

Hurting in Jersey

 

[Starfish]

That tickles.

 

[SleepingWarrior]

I constantly annoy myself with my awful habit of trying to cover every base that is possible when I say something and stuff like that. It seems to gnaw at people sometimes.

 

[Starfish]

What exactly was the thread originator hoping to accomplish with this pile of feotid dung?

I mean really, you think we are going to spout all of our infighting ammo in one post? I think not. I will slowly and painfully chip away as the very soul of those who annoy me, taking the last of their pitiful energy and using it to generate a time machine so I can go back in time and beg their parents to use a condom.

 

[badasschick]

What exactly was the thread originator hoping to accomplish with this pile of feotid dung?

I mean really, you think we are going to spout all of our infighting ammo in one post? I think not. I will slowly and painfully chip away as the very soul of those who annoy me, taking the last of their pitiful energy and using it to generate a time machine so I can go back in time and beg their parents to use a condom.

or kill them before they multiply.

 

[Siren]

I got one for ya thread starter

 

[Starfish]

or kill them before they multiply.

I have to admit this... I know it is shameful and all but...


Well, I don't kill animals.

I know.... I know.... the shame of it all.

 

[Young Knave]

He's only trying to turn everyone against each other!

Don't play his game, people! It will only lead to conflict and hate! Be excellent to each other.

 

[Starfish]

I just hate that Young knave. He is so cool it makes me all mad and jealous and shit. bitter me. Bitter sad jealous me.

 

[Young Knave]

Neat. A personal reply. Makes my day. Thanks. I just hope that was a real compliment and not cutting irony.

I just hate that Young knave. He is so cool it makes me all mad and jealous and shit. bitter me. Bitter sad jealous me.

 

[Shaq]

Starfish...grr....she thinks she's better than me just cause she takes baths...

 

[seXieleXie]

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