People say the darndest things!

[tealsphynx]

I went to see my Dr. today. I went through the usual procedure of checking in and waiting forever in the exam room for her to come to my appointment. She said something I don't think I would ever expect a Dr. to say. She walked into the exam room and as she shut the door she said "What can I do to, Uhm, ah, for you today m'dear." It was kinda funny. Any body else hear unexpected words/phrases in places they wouldn't expect (duh, unexpected right) ?

 

[nusubgurl]

Yep.. and it was my Dr. too...

now that i am single, and not monogamous, i told my Doc that i needed a STD screen...and he teasingly replied "Do i need to give you the safe sex talk?" Well i AM the health authority in my county and he knows it, so i popped off by saying "i already know all about condoms, and that's not the only act that can transmit STD's"

His reply? "Well, if you are into semen, then i'd suggest you swallow quickly."

i nearly DIED...laughing...so much so that he started and his nurse poked her head in the door and asked if we were ok.

Good advice Doc... too bad you're married...i have these medical fantasies....

 

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

Was at the Doctor's for my monthly check, I showed a new photo of one of our snakes to the nurse, while I was getting undressed, she calls out to another nurse, come see this, it's huge!

The embarassment hit us all at the same time, except I was the only one naked!

 

[tealsphynx]

Could just be the afternoon groggies, but I'm not understanding the funny part of your post subgirl I'll try back later on that one
INSIDEYOURMIND-that's great! I love it when comepletely clean phrases get twisted into pervy ones!

 

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

And luckily for me it wasn't cold in the dressing room!