People i'd like to see get run down by a semi tractor trailer rig

[Problem Child]

Tom Daschle

Phil Donahue

Ross Perot

Ron Popeil

Dr. Laura

John Ashcroft (for Laurel)

Peter Jennings

Saddam Hussein

James Van Prague

telemarketers

Pat Robertson

Barbara Boxer

the guy that invented boy bands

 

[Mischka]

How could you leave bin Laden off this list?

 

[Problem Child]

Because the roads in Afghanistan suck and there are no semi's.

He's on my extended torture by multiple techniques, followed by public stoning list.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I'm surprised PPman hasn't made any of these lists. Thought he make be found here for some reason.

 

[Calamity Jane]

John Ashcroft (for Laurel)

i think it is just sooo sweet that you dedicated an Ashcroft street pizza to Laurel

 

[Problem Child]

I'm surprised PPman hasn't made any of these lists. Thought he make be found here for some reason.

I don't want him dead, I just want him to shut up.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

the guy that invented boy bands

I believe his name is Lou Pearlman or something like it.

 

[The Nitelight]

the guy that invented boy bands

Don Kirshner?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How could you leave bin Laden off this list?

He's "the guy that invented boy bands." What? You think we're after him just for a little terrorism?

 

[*Lazer*]

Gov. Engler is one I would love to see mowed down the big sclerotic dork. Oh and the guy at the mall who was screaming at his toddler daughter.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Rush Limbaugh
Pat Robertson
Jesse Helms
Jerry Falwell
G. Bush, Sr.
Yasir Arafat
Saddam Hussein
Tammy Faye Baker (file all of these under Huge Hypocrites)

the parents of Jon Benet Ramsey
the person who discontinued Decca vinyl reissues
Paul Provenza
Anne Heche
the inventors of tie-dye and the pageboy haircut
Cheri Oteri
Martin Short (file these under Excruciatingly Bad Taste)

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

my own list

(in random order)

Gilbert Godfried (spelling?)

Bill Mahr

Tom Leykis

The entire casts of Friends, Sex In The City and Ally McBeal

Kid Rock, Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee (and snuff out any kids too so the genes do not carry on)

Jesse Helms

Rush Limbaugh

Tori Spelling (make it Aaron Spelling too...a double hitter)

Robert Downey Jr.

Charlie Sheen

My Aunt Leia on my father's side

People who say "ax" instead of "ask." Death, death, violent death.

Snoop Dogg

All members of the 700 Club

Everyone on Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire?

Anyone even remotely connected to the film "Freddy Got Fingered"

 

[Guest]

Siren
Killer muffin
Starfish

 

[SlightlyTwisted]

You forgot a few major ones:

Al Sharpton (for everyone)

Hillary (for Bill)

Grey Davis (for California)

Michael Jackson (for the children)

A great start to a better world!

 

[tmuyo]

Siren
Killer muffin
Starfish

you anonymous cocksucker....you left me out...sniff....any list i can be on with siren, fishMOO and my favorite muffin of death would be nice.

you heartless dick, remember ME next time.

 

[Marxist]

Siren
Killer muffin
Starfish

Next time, could you provide a reason? I'd like to know their crimes.

 

[estevie]

My husband

 

[KillerMuffin]

I would enjoy seeing the neighbor with the pit bull run over. Let the dog drive. He never waters it and he's making it vicious on purpose.

 

[Amused]

Sateema Lunasi

Your aunt is Princess Leia?
That's kinda cool........

 

[Purple Haze]

Ron Popeil? LMAO!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh, I have someone to add to the mashes (heh). This lady who bought a collapsable hat at work, but wouldn't allow a box that would only fit if it was collapsed. What a bitch! I would have been more helpful if she had been nicer... but alas, I just wanted to irritate her as much as she was irritating the rest of the staff. It's so hard to get good staff, and here she is yelling at them all. Christ.... that woman had some issues that obviously stemmed from something OTHER than the sporting goods store.