People come and go, but asshattery is forever.

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Hey, you AHers I used to know. Hope you guys are well and prolific!

I had to pop in and laugh wryly at the eternal douchebaggery of man.

So I submitted my first story in a couple of years, and it was scoring perfectly all morning, when it abruptly got the spurrious One, and a diligently misspelled email telling me I was a 'no talunt cunt' which was 'why I wrote erotica' and telling me I should bend over so he could 'fuck me in teh ass. and pussy'.

All I want to know is-

WHY OH WHY DID YOU MAIL ME ANONYMOUSLY, YOU APOLLONIAN VISION OF A MAN!?

I THOUGHT YOU OFFERED TO ASSFUCK ME? I DO NOT SEE HOW YOU WILL NOW BE GIVING ME THIS ASSFUCK! HOW WILL I EVER BE ASSFUCKED NOW? OH HØLP!

Nah, seriously.

I guess them's the risks of writing Gay Male, as my two gay male stories are the only ones I've ever received pointless knee-jerk nonspecific vitriol about- (exactly one each, and the first day they were posted) as if there are furtive, worried straight guys poring over the New Story lists and sending juvenile insults to all the women who dig homoerotica.

But that would be silly, right? Who would waste their time doing that?

...

So I guess, since I've been away, and you guys have been here, I have to request your expertise to assuage my curiosity-

Those of you who currently write gay male- and I assume some of you are women, like me- have you encountered this problem? Does the mere category prompt the retards of Lit to pound their chubby fists against their keyboards in impotent protest of the glory of man on man lovin'?

Do guys who write homoerotica get this kind of shit too? Apart from this, I have never gotten as much as an unkind word on Lit.

 

[The_Fool]

Ms. Blue Pencil, where have you been? Where is your cello? Do you still have dimples in special places?


Good to see you.

 

[rgraham666]

Hello Mlle.

Haven't written any m/m stuff yet, so I can't answer.

My one non-consent got nicely trolled though. Christ, I didn't even tie anyone up and the trolls were unhappy.

 

[Guest]

Good to see you.

And yes, unfortunately, asshattery is alive and well.

 

[cloudy]

Mlle!!!

Damn good to see you! Abs is gonna be so pissed that she missed you.

 

[slyc_willie]

My one -- and, thus far, only -- GM story earned me a 'yer fuckin twink asshole' annonymous feedback. I can only imagine the sender was offering a suggestion, and was so excited he didn't bother to spell-check his message

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Awwww, that's lame. But on the upside, now I have something new to read!

(The fact that he knew the word 'twink' suggests he does a lot of surreptitious trolling of gay porn sites One of those 'doth protesteth too much' things, I reckon.)

 

[slyc_willie]

Awwww, that's lame. But on the upside, now I have something new to read!

(The fact that he knew the word 'twink' suggests he does a lot of surreptitious trolling of gay porn sites One of those 'doth protesteth too much' things, I reckon.)

*shuddering with the image of a gay troll still locked away inside the closet*

 

[R. Richard]

There appear to be a number of readers in the Literotica site who feel, "I troll, therefore I am!"

 

[slyc_willie]

There appear to be a number of readers in the Literotica site who feel, "I troll, therefore I am!"

The only ones I worry about are those who think the other way around:

"I am, therefore I troll."

 

[Stella_Omega]

The only ones I worry about are those who think the other way around:

"I am, therefore I troll."

A distinction without a difference, if you ask me

I've only gotten troll emails on one lesbian story. The guy was very upset because my butch dyke was butch. He felt she should have been soft, and sweet, and big-titted. He had very choice epithets with which to correct my misdemeanors. And of course i couldn't thank him since I had no name...

 

[slyc_willie]

A distinction without a difference, if you ask me

I see the difference as this: "I am, therefore I troll," are readers who try to write, but know they can't.

"I troll, therefore I am" are those readers who don't try to write, but instead like to make themselves feel better by annonymously attacking those of us who can.

And, I've gotten the 'would have been better if . . .' comments, too. Makes me want to respond to the commenter with, "Well, write your own story! I liked the way this one went, that's why I wrote it that way!"

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Oh, right XD. The heartbreak of butch lesbians.

Everyone knows you're only writing about lesbians to cater to his Vivid-induced hazy, teary-eyed lonely wankfests.

HOW COULD YOU LET HIM DOWN LIKE THIS!? You made those lesbians- LESBIAN!

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, right XD. The heartbreak of butch lesbians.

Everyone knows you're only writing about lesbians to cater to his Vivid-induced hazy, teary-eyed lonely wankfests.

HOW COULD YOU LET HIM DOWN LIKE THIS!? You made those lesbians- LESBIAN!

Curse us for not thinking about ALL our readers . . . .

 

[curiositykitten]

So I submitted my first story in a couple of years, and it was scoring perfectly all morning, when it abruptly got the spurrious One, and a diligently misspelled email
All I want to know is-

WHY OH WHY DID YOU MAIL ME ANONYMOUSLY, YOU APOLLONIAN VISION OF A MAN!?

We haven't met, but welcome back (and hopefully in a better tone than ANON)!
As you look through the site again, you'll discover that our everloving ANONYMOUS fans have been making regular appearances like this, regardless of the category and daring to attempt to demean some of our BEST and MOST EXPERIENCED authors! In fact, I believe someone had started a thread to vent to ANON and give him the glory he is seeking. Anyway, I'd say blow him off like a grain of salt, but that would require too much effort on your part and give him entirely too much undeserved pleasure. So welcome back to LIT and to the club of authors who have written so well as to attract the seige of ANON's fury. Keep up the good work!

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

*grin*

Yeah, well, I needed an excuse to vent a little. I don't have much to complain about.

Trolling boggles me, and I'm actually kind of a wicked person on a lot of other levels. It's kind of funny, really, that anyone could get off on such an activity of limiting returns, and yet somehow, seemingly unable to help themselves.

...kind of like a guilty dog gobbling poop.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, right XD. The heartbreak of butch lesbians.

Everyone knows you're only writing about lesbians to cater to his Vivid-induced hazy, teary-eyed lonely wankfests.

HOW COULD YOU LET HIM DOWN LIKE THIS!? You made those lesbians- LESBIAN!

May I cry in penitence on your bosom?

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

...ok, but I have to warn you...they are big.

And soft.

And firm.

 

[Stella_Omega]

...ok, but I have to warn you...they are big.

And soft.

And firm.

I'll find some way to manage

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

What a brave little soldier you are!

(You know, that avatar of yours is tempting me to upload my own 18th century debauchery in modern photographic splendor XD)

 

[Stella_Omega]

What a brave little soldier you are!

(You know, that avatar of yours is tempting me to upload my own 18th century debauchery in modern photographic splendor XD)

Oh, please, be tempted!

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

And there I am!

...I have far better photos of the full gown (custom made for little ol' anacronistic me), but the size constraints didn't show it to the best vantage.

Oh well >;.) Now we match

 

[Stella_Omega]

Dear Ma'mselle- I'm overcome...

They are indeed big and soft and firm

and make me feel ever so brave

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Brave in your breeches? AUDACIOUS!

*swats with fan*

....


*shoves under skirt*

 

[Stella_Omega]

Mmm, such finely made lace I see!

... As I child I was always told to look with my eyes, not my fingers...
but that turned out to be bad advice, on the whole.