pensivepoet- who vouches for him?

[ms_ann_thrope]

He's gearing up to troll me. Just wondering what I'm dealing with.

 

[Aella_]

I personally had a good experience with him.
Jezilee started a thread that could have gone badly for me. Yet pensivepoet, Lyricalli and several others kept it focused on having light fun. Instead of any bashing or taking sides.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What sort of gear does one accumulate to go trolling?


Mace? Lance? Crossbow? Armor?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Like you never trolled people on here. Fucking hypocrite.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Don't get your jock strap in a bunch, there Bubba. You're far too boring to troll. Have you tried iggy?
Oh, I forgot, you're an attention hound.
And thanks to the others for "vouching" for me.
I'm going in for a loan tomorrow at the bank, could you all be there at 9:00?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Don't get your jock strap in a bunch, there Bubba. You're far too boring to troll. Have you tried iggy?
Oh, I forgot, you're an attention hound.
And thanks to the others for "vouching" for me.
I'm going in for a loan tomorrow at the bank, could you all be there at 9:00?

Lol, should they be packing heat and wearing masks? I'll be in the car with the engine running...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

It'll only get exciting if the loan officer is a dickhead.
And you both can't drive the car, one of you has to empty the vault.

 

[pensivepoet]

Do you smoke in the car, or only in my bed? This getaway car thing proposed sounds fun, but not if it smells of smoke.

Elle

Oh, look at the innards and liver cooker worrying about foul odors!
I'll smoke a vapor. It wont look as cool but I'll make up for it with shades and a cool hat.
Trix. Tell your mom no smoking if she rides shotgun.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

I bet you'd eat liver if I cooked it and fed it to you. But as we're establishing a friendship, if you visit, I won't cook you offal, ok?

I ALWAYS wear sunglasses. Sometimes I forget and go to bed with them on. And the bath. It blows the cool when I forget I have some on top of my head and put a second pair on my eyes.

I wore a yellow hat when I met your camel riding buddy Belle. We can ask her if its cool?

Elle

Ah, Belle! I know her well. We went on safari last week. She's a blast.
Sunglasses to bed? I don't think even Jackie did that. How ugly is G anyway?
Jk, Elle
And sorry, but offal is awful

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[bronzeage]

He's gearing up to troll me. Just wondering what I'm dealing with.

You're an easy target for that sort of thing. There's no real credit in it.

 

[pensivepoet]

Oh yeah, the topic. I forgot
*straightens tie and walks to podium*
Cough cough
Ahem, yes, I know pensive well. We shared a bunker together on hill 482 in the Nam.
He gave me his Hustler and last can of peaches before jumping on a grenade.
A real trooper, that Pensive!

 

[pensivepoet]

He's lovely looking not pretty, not a model, but just right for me. Sometimes I look at his mouth in profile and wonder if there was more perfect a mouth for kissing.

And mrs Onassis probably had a much better memory than I have. . I am not wearing them now though.

Hmmm trying to make me jealous again, eh Elle?
And no one rocked a head scarf like Jackie O. Not even Marilyn.
If poor JFK hadn't got his self shot, he may have fucked to death.
Makes Bill look like a real piker.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[smoothg103rd]

Sometimes I want to fuck this guy up,and sometimes he makes me laugh.

 

[pensivepoet]

No, not trying to make you jealous you don't want me poet, , only as a friend. .

Actually, I just want a perfectly kissable mouth.
You'd kill me with your cooking of animal bits.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Sometimes I want to fuck this guy up,and sometimes he makes me laugh.

Ah, you love me and you know it smoot. I'm the conscience you never had.

 

[juttjaw]

All I see is the name 'penispoet' no more no less...

 

[pensivepoet]

Not smoking helps

I already said I would not cook you offal. . However, if you look like your liver might be tasty.......

You've actually never seen me smoke, just smelled my smoke in your vacuum.
It'll never hold up in a court of law.
And you don't want my liver. It's evil and I'm punishing it nightly.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ah, you love me and you know it smoot. I'm the conscience you never had.

I always had one. It just was telling me to destroy shit.

 

[pensivepoet]

All I see is the name 'penispoet' no more no less...

Yes, I know. Please stop pm'ing me for pics.