Penises aren't promises

That’s a humdinger right there.

1. Wife collects dick pics. Husband feels concerned and she says that to try and assuage his fears. She means that just cause they are sending her pics, doesn’t mean they are promises of anything more

2. Fantasy story: Hero has to call in ask a favor from a dark queen. He promises to return the favor and that’s when she says the line and follows it with “a promise is easily broken but a penis is…harder.” So if he wants the favor he’s got to fuck her.

3. Teasing/humiliation: mistress gets her sub hard and then teases him with what he thinks he can do with that erection. So the line in this case means “just cause you have a hard cock doesn’t mean it can cash the checks you’re signing”
 
It's an interesting thought. Heaven knows there's more making a gal's day then just sticking it in. There's a learning curve.

So maybe we have a man or woman who is a therapist by day and a sex therapist by night, but one who charges by the hour and insists on being on hand for couples therapy and takes an active role in the instruction.
 
Her: "Promise me that this isn't just some cheap tawdry fling. Promise that it means something more."

Him: *drops pants*

Her: "Penises aren't promises."

Him: "This one is. It's a promise that you are going to be sore all day tomorrow."
 
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