Penises Are Ugly...

Brinnie

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Well what the fuck am I supposed to say, nothing? Lie? No, I'm gonna say it how it is, like I always do, cause the world needs to wake the fuck up.

I can't recall ever seing a pretty cock in my lifetime. They're like worms, only covered in twirly ungroomed hair... (catipillar?) And balls are even uglier.

I know for certain that I don't sit around surfing the web looking for cock pics- I'm sure all girls will agree with me here. Show me one single girl that has paid for a membership to a porn site. (suicidegirls don't count)

And because you morons will argue with me for arguments sake- here's a few links to some people that won't argue with me: (1) (2) (3) (4) More results for "penises are ugly" - sponsored in part by: [Google]


And another thing. Whether your cock is big or not...


















 
Along the same lines, I can't stand in porn when some chick just spreads her pussy wide and they show like mega-closeup of her snatch. It's like, "Oh yes! I friggin' love gyno-exams!"
 
I've seen some gorgeous cocks before. But yeah, it's all about the grooming.
 
Did Brinnie say anything worth reading? I have her on ignore but I'm always curious as to whether she may have found her brain cell for this reply.
 
That's right. I don't know why you stand for it. The world needs to wake up indeed. More people should know about this. It should be on 60 minutes and stuff. "People around the world have finally found the courage to stand up and admit they think penises are ugly!" I'm sure with a few more people like you, who aren't afraid to speak up and face this dilemma, you'll start seeing some pretty penises and the world will be a better place.
 
RomyDelaney said:
Did Brinnie say anything worth reading? I have her on ignore but I'm always curious as to whether she may have found her brain cell for this reply.
NO...
 
yes and no

I have to say, I agree that penises are not that appealing when they are flaccid. Too wrinkley (sp?) and yes even wormy looking.

HOWEVER-when I am feeling horny (which is most of the time lately-I guess I have hit my 'prime'!) and I see an erect cock-it can be the most appealing and attractive thing on earth. At those times-I have gone searching for a nice pic of a hard cock! I am a bit fixated on the head at those times-the shaft and balls are window dressing (for lack of a better analogy). That's when I wish I had it in my mouth and my tongue wrapped around it!

Just my two cents!
 
Well, I disagree that they're ugly - I think they're adorable!! And they're so SOFT, that velvety skin and the way it moves up and down, that cute head and I ahve a thing about balls, so I don't agree there either - I do like a little grooming happening - I don't want to feel like the Prince cutting through the forest to find sleeping beauty ....but a little is fine

Soft, they look so helpless and I love being able to take ALL of it in my mouth and the feeling that occurs when you start the suction and like magic, they start jerking away, expanding, contracting, growing ...

I think an erect penis is a lovely sight.

So not everyone thinks they're ugly!
 
Not every pussy is pretty either and it has nothing to do with the weight of the owner. Most pussies look best well groomed but a few should remain covered up.
 
While I don't get aroused from just seeing a picture of a penis, there are some - like my boyfriends - who do turn me on.
 
RomyDelaney said:
Did Brinnie say anything worth reading? I have her on ignore but I'm always curious as to whether she may have found her brain cell for this reply.

I've got a credit in almost everything subject can't pronounce.



YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, goes the little postwhore with the cartoon avatar.
 
Actually, I have a subscription to Bel Ami Online and I've never seen a cock on that website that wasn't beautiful. Maybe you're just looking in the wrong places, Brinnie. ;)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Actually, I have a subscription to Bel Ami Online and I've never seen a cock on that website that wasn't beautiful. Maybe you're just looking in the wrong places, Brinnie. ;)

Well I for one... Wait, wait, wait, wait, just one mnute.

Why, again, are you a member on that site?
:confused:
 
I think the one I sleep with is beutiful.... but, they say that love is blind!
 
Yeah right...next

your going to say your pussy is pretty right well how wrong you are most penises are works of art and very few cunts are more than just a place to bust a nut ;)
 
thanks

Selkie1 said:
Well, I disagree that they're ugly - I think they're adorable!! And they're so SOFT, that velvety skin and the way it moves up and down, that cute head and I ahve a thing about balls, so I don't agree there either - I do like a little grooming happening - I don't want to feel like the Prince cutting through the forest to find sleeping beauty ....but a little is fine

Soft, they look so helpless and I love being able to take ALL of it in my mouth and the feeling that occurs when you start the suction and like magic, they start jerking away, expanding, contracting, growing ...

I think an erect penis is a lovely sight.

So not everyone thinks they're ugly!
that makes me want to play with mine :p
 
Brinnie said:


Well I for one... Wait, wait, wait, wait, just one mnute.

Why, again, are you a member on that site?
:confused:
Um, because I appreciate watching attractive men. :) It's quite common actually.
 
Bullshit!!

My husband's dick is hot as hell! If it wasn't, I wouldn't like to suck, fuck and take pictures of it so much!

:nana:


PENISES ARE VERY PRETTY.
 
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