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Are penis' just left out in the open in Arkansas? Is it like a topless beach only you go without bottoms? And people say the weirdos are in California. :rolleyes:

It is the home of slick Willie Clinton.. Lmao I live there and I can't even defend it.
 
Hmmmm something nice to say about AK. Tough one. It has lots of . . . . . . oxygen and it is not the home of Justin Bieber. Now you have at least 2 things to be proud of. :D
 
Hmmmm something nice to say about AK. Tough one. It has lots of . . . . . . oxygen and it is not the home of Justin Bieber. Now you have at least 2 things to be proud of. :D

I'll take Bill Clinton over Justin Bieber any day sadly.. Lol doesn't everyone have oxygen? I know water can be a problem in places
 
I'll take Bill Clinton over Justin Bieber any day sadly.. Lol doesn't everyone have oxygen? I know water can be a problem in places

I am fairly convinced there must be a lack of oxygen here in CA. I mean we did manage to elect Schwarzenegger for governor.
 
I am fairly convinced there must be a lack of oxygen here in CA. I mean we did manage to elect Schwarzenegger for governor.

Lmao good point! How that happened, I'll never know. It makes president Trump sound less weird though.
 
You guys make seeing penis' like road side attractions. Like billboards announcing: Dinosaur Mountain- exit 5A, Penis' - exit 60...
 
Lmao good point! How that happened, I'll never know. It makes president Trump sound less weird though.

Oh lord, I certainly hope my home state doesn't have to take the blame for paving the way for that mess. If that is the case then I think we do deserve to split off and fall into the ocean.
 
Oh lord, I certainly hope my home state doesn't have to take the blame for paving the way for that mess. If that is the case then I think we do deserve to split off and fall into the ocean.

Everyone is to blame for him.. Looking at the person he was running against, he looks like a saint. This is probably the worst election in American history, maybe even in the history of elections. All we can do is cross our fingers and hope he actually does good, try again in 2020
 
Everyone is to blame for him.. Looking at the person he was running against, he looks like a saint. This is probably the worst election in American history, maybe even in the history of elections. All we can do is cross our fingers and hope he actually does good, try again in 2020

I'm actually crossing my fingers and hoping he does nothing. I think at this point nothing is the best we can expect.

Oh wait what's that I just saw? A wild penis outside my window! Looks like they have migrated here for the winter. :p
 
I'm actually crossing my fingers and hoping he does nothing. I think at this point nothing is the best we can expect.

Oh wait what's that I just saw? A wild penis outside my window! Looks like they have migrated here for the winter. :p

Lol it is pretty cold here at the moment, unusually cold. I imagine if someone stuck their boner outside right now, it would instantly go soft..
 
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