Penis Theft

[damppanties]

"What was left was tiny."

 

[oggbashan]

I think the victims might have been guilty of wishful thinking.

Og

 

[tickledkitty]

Yes, beware of people with gold rings. Silver is ok. Gold...not so much.

 

[neonlyte]

They turn up pickled in jars, in Chinese markets. They pretend it's pickled ginger

 

[damppanties]

They turn up pickled in jars, in Chinese markets. They pretend it's pickled ginger

Ewww.

 

[Emerald_Dragon]

"What was left was tiny."

OMG what next, stealing boobs?

 

[rgraham666]

I've got a bit of a gut I'd be willing to have someone take off my hands.

 

[tickledkitty]

Frankly, I don't think it's the penises that are being stolen. Much more likely it's the testicles. Just from reading the article, it seems like nobody has any balls. Just sayin'.