Penis Tax

[Angel_of_Flames]

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole.

It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2000, penises will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

 

[Phoenyx]

5"-8" Privilege Tax

Thats me.

Who wants to be privilleged?

 

[Angel_of_Flames]

OOOPSSS...

This was suppose to be a reply to add a joke thread.....Leave to a first timer guess need more practice....lol

 

[TWB]

Anyone for a deDUCKtion?

 

[amiss]

Angel...

WAY FUNNY! *lol*

 

[SINthysist]

Sex would become a very taxing experience.

Does the lady collect on behalf of the state and does that make her a ___________ and the state a _______.

 

[Angel_of_Flames]

mmmm....

Guess that would put a whole new outlook on being a tax auditor...a job with extra benefits

 

[SINthysist]

And since it is a SIN tax (like gambling), they will collect on the gains, but not let you claim the losses...

 

[missy2]

Doesn't John Bobbitt have penis tax?No--I think they used a staple gun.Sewing machine?Torch maybe?
Anybody need anything re-attached?I've got LOTS of ideas!
C'mon guys---give Dr. Missy a chance--where are you running to?

 

[lobito]

I think I fall under tax refund...