Penis and the watermelon

[Matthew Craig.]

There could be a talking penis who gets lost in a watermelon patch and finds love and sweetness beneath the tart rhind of a watermelon.

 

[Matthew Craig.]

The watermelon can be male or female, it doesn't matter really.

 

[Matthew Craig.]

Oh yeah, and the watermelon doesn't have to talk. Infact if it is female it would be preferred.

(you know what I'm talking about fellas)

 

[Matthew Craig.]

Any other suggestions would be apreciated.

 

[Tom Collins]

MY gramps got shot in the ass with rock salt as a youth.
He got caught by a farmer, in his field, fucking a watermelon.
My gamps said it was the best, cuz it was warm from the sun, and nice and juicy.
Does that help? LOL