Penile Fitness???????

[forgetunome]

I found this while surfin' whatcha think? It's on http://www.PenileFitness.com site. I'm gonna see what hubby thinks...although I like his just fine but...hmmmmmmm....LOL!

Of course when I saw the name Penile Fitness I thought it was a joke! You have exercises for you pecs, Gluts etc. so why leave the ol' penis out? "Oooh the play on words "leave the penis out"



Dear AHNS,

Hello, I hope everything is good with you, as it has been great for me! Your exercises are absolutely mind boggling! This is the 6th month on your program and I'm continually seeing results the more I use them! It's great! I think you guys should be very proud of yourselves, designing a program with so many benefits, especially with such a demand out there. I know for a fact if every man on earth knew about the power in this program, you'd have them beating down your door for the information! Currently, I'm at 8.5" fully erect, 2.25" more than what I started with! As you can see in the picture I sent you, my penis is very tired from a vigorous exercising. I hope you like the letter I sent you, and once again THANK YOU for designing this powerful program! We need it!

Sincerely,
Bill Werner
http://www.penis-enlargement-now.com/images/billwerner.gif


our Response to Mr. Werner:
Amazing size! I'm amazed how many men desire sizes over 8", that's incredible. I'm glad to see you are happy with our program, and hope you feel it was money well spent! Keep up the good work, and please, write to us any time you feel like it! We never get tired of being complimented (he he he). Take care of yourself, and God Bless.

-AHNS

[Edited by forgetunome on 10-27-2000 at 09:25 PM]

 

[Alyrahh]

That thing's frightening. *crossing legs*

 

[Cheri]

I'd like to introduce you to my boyfriend, Beercan. He's a nice enough guy but keeping in specially made pants is getting a bit expensive and I'm getting sick and tired of having to invite a friend over to give him a blowjob since two hand just isn't enough. Hell I won't even let that thing near my pussy.

 

[Dudley]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Welcome...

Bill Werner, gold medalist in the pole vault...

 

[forgetunome]

Dudley...

Tooo funny...LMAO

 

[Lovely Latina]

Heheh...gotta love a penis enlargement site that dares to say:

"Members Log-in here" ---->

 

[angie girl]

Well I also liked the reference to "beating" down the doors?

But on a serious note. As if. So how many gals have ever stopped to measure a guys dick? I know I have my ways of judging size but it does not involve a tape measure. So is it something you guys do on your own? If so, what exactly is the correct technique? I mean, I know how to measure for my bra size, but how do you measure a penis?

 

[~justin]

As to measuring penises, I have to say that I have no clue where the "standard" spot to measure from is... after all, if you measure along the top, you'll get less than you would along the side. Who knows which is "right?" Not me....

Penile fitness, eh...

How on earth do you strengthen something that isn't a muscle? Physiologially speaking, sure, you can strengthen bones and other tissues, but how do you "flex" your penis?

I mean, it's either flopping around, standing at attention, or en route, right? There's no way to repetitively "flex" and "relax" in any reasonable amount of time...

I'm curious, though... I wonder what they tell you to do to it...

 

[Alyrahh]

I know I have my ways of judging size but it does not involve a tape measure.

Reminds me of what my roommate in college used to ask me after my dates.

"So, Aly, is he one stick of butter or two?"
That always cracked me up.

 

[R Nitelight]

While every guy who reads this will say it's the stupidest thing they've ever saw, there will still be a little voice inside them saying hmmmmmmmmm.