pending,pending,needs submitting

[tulecho]

Does a story ever get on? I have two submissions that have been pending , then needs submission, then back to pending. Where do these stories come from. Even a rejection would be at least be closure. Been hanging with two stories since 12/21/03.

 

[Guest]

If you are viewing your stories alot (meaning opening them up and looking at the actual story) that could be your problem. A story is sent to the back of the line any time you view it.

 

[MathGirl]

since 12/21/03.

Dear Tul,
Hmm... Possibly the rumors of the pheasants storming the Lit. editorial building have some basis in fact.
MG

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

tulecho,

If you've had two stories pending since 12/21/03. that may be a Lit record. Send a PM to Laurel, not an e-mail they tend to get overlooked, and explain they problem. Sounds like it may be a system snafu.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

ps 4 MG:

If a bunch of pheasants really are storming the Lit editorial building, tulecho's problem may be Laurel and Manu are too busy stuffing themselves with roasted birds to post his stories.

RF

 

[Guest]

So it's true, then? The pheasants are revolting???

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

So it's true, then? The pheasants are revolting???

Damn straight, sweetsub, especially if they've been overcooked.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Rumply, as we used to say in the good old days - you're a real card.

Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by perdita Rumply, you're a real card.

Dear Perdita,
Yes, Rumple is on a roll tonight. Raisin bagel, I think.
MG

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumply, as we used to say in the good old days - you're a real card.

Perdita

Dear Perdita,
Yes, Rumple is on a roll tonight. Raisin bagel, I think.
MG

--

Perdita, with my luck, if I really was a card, it'd be a max'ed out Visa. MG, make sure there's some cream cheese for that raisin bagel.

Rolling Rumple

 

[Guest]

Dear Perdita,
Yes, Rumple is on a roll tonight. Raisin bagel, I think.
MG

--

Perdita, with my luck, if I really was a card, it'd be a max'ed out Visa. MG, make sure there's some cream cheese for that raisin bagel.

Rolling Rumple

These posts are certainly "cheese-filled" this evening!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Rumply, as we used to say in the good old days - you're a real card.

Perdita

What do you mean, "used to say"? Don't we still say it?


I see I just became a Literotica guru. What is that about?

 

[damppanties]

I see I just became a Literotica guru. What is that about?

Means you can think about sex while you do your yoga and meditation and breathing innn and ooouuutttt....

next question?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Means you can think about sex while you do your yoga and meditation and breathing innn and ooouuutttt....

next question?

I always think about sex when I am doing those things. I think about sex all the time. How else could I write so many stories?

 

[damppanties]

Well, you've just been doing it wrong all this while.

 

[whispering_surrender]

Means you can think about sex while you do your yoga and meditation and breathing innn and ooouuutttt....

next question?

Holy mental image Dampy......*bangs head on keyboard in vain attempt to evict scary thoughts*

Whisp

Ps. Ouch.....

 

[damppanties]

Holy mental image Dampy......*bangs head on keyboard in vain attempt to evict scary thoughts*

Whisp

Ps. Ouch.....

scary???

 

[whispering_surrender]

scary???

Strange yoga positions.....sexual thinking.....sexual arousal.....weird either poking or dripping.....

*shudder.....cry*

Whisp

 

[damppanties]

Strange yoga positions.....sexual thinking.....sexual arousal.....weird either poking or dripping.....

*shudder.....cry*

Whisp

*realisation dawns*

lol.

Well, you see yoga and meditation's supposed to get you away from your body's urges... so you won't get aroused... poked... dripped. Or something like that.

 

[whispering_surrender]

*realisation dawns*

lol.

Well, you see yoga and meditation's supposed to get you away from your body's urges... so you won't get aroused... poked... dripped. Or something like that.

*gasp* Is that what I was doing wrong?!?

Whisp

 

[damppanties]

*gasp* Is that what I was doing wrong?!?

Whisp

What you're doing cannot be wrong... dog, car, man (in that order )

*sigh*

 

[Guest]

. . . your body's urges... so you won't get aroused... poked... dripped. Or something like that.

I'm still trying to get past the thought of being aroused, poked, or dripped.




AND - wondering if tulecho ever found the solution to his problem?

 

[raphy]

wondering if tulecho ever found the solution to his problem?

I think that's somewhat academic by now, isn't it?

Raph, not commenting on Sarah in the context of poking and dripping.

 

[tulecho]

Nope he never did

 

[Guest]

Raph, not commenting on Sarah in the context of poking and dripping.

I was just wondering if I should take up Yoga!