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[Testosterone]

In the shower at a gym, a man keeps staring at me up and down. It is getting to the point of annoying me. He seems really turned on by me, but I am not interested in him. I am bi-curious, by he does nothing for me. How should I go about this.

 

[Ravenloft]

DON"T drop the soap... There, thats my advice... Hope it helps.

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Definatly don't drop the soap-- or anything else for that matter.

Have you tried going to the gym at a different time of day? I know this may be a major inconvience for you, but if it is bothering you that much...

The only other thing I might suggest is to say something to the guy. I'm sure deborah could help you with the dialog. I'm not quiet as witty as her.

 

[Deborah]

I dunno, Nurse, you are pretty witty. Well maybe I'm wittier, but you are DEFINITELY tittier. LOL!

Let's see, something witty. OK.

"What the hell are you looking at, motherfucker? And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you."

 

[Sammyjo]

"tittier"....LOL @ deborah

 

[OldDog]

Do NOT drop your soap, s-l-o-w-l-y put your asshole up against the wet tile, TAKE a suction to get firmly attached (and protected !!), then slide your self to the shower opening , UNpucker and run!!!!!

Old Dog

 

[Lasher]

My God, it's like "Night of the Living Dead" here.

I keep seeing all these threads lumbering towards me with their arms extended, moaning softly, "Brainnnssss....".

I really thought they were all dead....

 

[Wizard]

Hi testosterone,
Hey after reading the post here , here's a thought why can't you ask him what his problem IS ?
I have a way with just asking folks what the fuck there problem is.....Bi or not let him know your not intrested and to go about his biz.

Hey just what I would do....

 

[Gary1]

I used to be a real homophobic individual. There is this store in town that sells the best toys and very erotic cards and such. I would go there to buy there material because it was the best in town. But I always felt uncomfortable because all the guys that worked there were suppose to be gay. I was sure that they would hit on me.

One day I mentioned this phoebic reaction to my wife and she laughed her ass off. Then she very quietly asked me how often women hit on me. I said that women never hit on me! She asked me why I thought the women don't hit on me and I told her, "why would they ... I'm not good looking enough to be hit on." She laughed and said, "that's right ... so why do think a guy would hit on you then?" hmmmmmmmm ..... duh!!!! No Shit. Another nail hit on the head. That ended my homophoebic days.... And I still haven't been hit on by a girl or guy .... oh well ...

[This message has been edited by gary1 (edited 03-05-2000).]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You sound very sensitive. Would you like to meet for a drink?

 

[Ravenloft]

ROFKASIFOL!!!

Rolling on floor, kicking and screaming, in fits of laughter!!! Oh! DCL, you ARE the man!!! A man's man at that! Heheh!

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Ravenloft--

You always seem to have such wit and candor in your posts...and the picture of your pussy has mine all wet.

When do you think we can get together. I'd like to show you my pussy, if you're UP for the task...

 

[Ravenloft]

Woohaa! Finally! My life is complete! A womans pussy got wet as a direct result of one of my actions!!! I can feel my ego growing as I type... Heheh!