Pee Pee Zap Zap!

[Shankara20]

“Don’t pee on the electric fence”

I grew up in a place were that advice had real meaning.

As I was driving across town today my mind (perverted thing that it is) started to meander and I found myself trying to work out the theory behind how one gets a shock from peeing on an electrical fence. The circuit would be completed at ground only if you were barefoot or in leather sole boots/shoes - rubber sole shoes would not allow the circuit to complete therefore no fried pecker. Right?

Of course the next step in my mind (perverted thing that it is) was to attempt to design a method of making it work as a zap zap toy concept.

See with me, if you will, a naked sub standing on a metal mesh sheet that has a positive charge and being directed to pee into a metal bowl that has a negative charge. The whole circuit has no more then, oh say, 4 volts (do not connect this to a household 115 v circuit – real danger and harm alert).

If one was not “pee shy” before being told “empty your bladder” that might all change on a flash.

DVS – what did I miss?

 

[jadefirefly]

You come up with the strangest things...

 

[raven_wish]

“Don’t pee on the electric fence”

Of course the next step in my mind (perverted thing that it is) was to attempt to design a method of making it work as a zap zap toy concept.

a naked sub standing on a metal mesh sheet that has a positive charge and being directed to pee into a metal bowl that has a negative charge. The whole circuit has no more then, oh say, 4 volts (do not connect this to a household 115 v circuit – real danger and harm alert).

Ive never seen a disclaimer like this before! Too funny!
Is this something you dreamt up for fun or will you be making a design attempt?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Rules to Live by


Don't never whittle towards you and never spit against the wind.

Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n putting it back in.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Be cautious in choosing a mate, don't go settlin' for one who can't open the gate....WTF

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Don't squat with your spurs on

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Always drink upstream from the herd....

There are three kinds of cowboys:
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.

And the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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[Shankara20]

You come up with the strangest things...

and that is part of the reason we are friends

 

[Shankara20]

Ive never seen a disclaimer like this before! Too funny!
Is this something you dreamt up for fun or will you be making a design attempt?

If I do made a prototype i need a test volunteer, aside of myself of course, Interested?


That disclaimer was made because someone might try it without learning about electro-play first. Zap zap is fun, but it can kill ya.

 

[Shankara20]

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WONDERFUL


AND VERY WELL DONE.....



more, where did I put all that wire mesh I had around in the shed?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Rules to Live by


Don't never whittle towards you and never spit against the wind.
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funny
I only ever cut myself when I cut away from myself
less control
but ya know reallife experiance counts for nothing now a days

and at 4 volts it would probly be more pleasureable than anything
if you put it up to 9 or 12(common number for converts) it'd be a bit more of a shock


sounds like it'd be fun though

 

[myinnerslut]

i think there was an episode of mythbusters about peeing on the third rail, but i cant remeber if it proved or disproved that you can get electricuted (forgive the spelling, long day)

 

[Etoile]

i think there was an episode of mythbusters about peeing on the third rail, but i cant remeber if it proved or disproved that you can get electricuted (forgive the spelling, long day)

Yes! I was thinking of that Mythbusters episode too.

They found that you cannot get electrocuted by peeing on the third rail, but you can get electrocuted by peeing on an electrified fence.

http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2003/10/mythbusters_barrel_of_bricks_t.html
http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2004/06/return_of_mythbusters.html

 

[RJMasters]

Actually, most electric fences that are single strands on a farm fence to keep in livestock works on a pulse system.

The unit sends out 3 second bursts and then turns off for 6 seconds, then sends out another 3 second burst.

Want to know how I know that?

My best friend had a farm with such an electric fence and we use to dare each other to grab the fence in a sort of russian roullette type of way.

We would both stand there at the back of the pasture. We would then take turns grabbing the electric wire. Of course the goal was to grab the wire when it was turned off....then it was the other guy's turn...lol.

Then we got creative an added the count-grab to up the stakes. Like a 3 alagator count grab.

Seriously funny stuff. Never pissed on one though.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

If you want to zap someone whilst they pee, maybe wrap em in an electric blanket.

 

[Shankara20]

Never pissed on one though.

yet!!

 

[Shankara20]

funny
I only ever cut myself when I cut away from myself
less control
but ya know reallife experiance counts for nothing now a days

and at 4 volts it would probly be more pleasureable than anything
if you put it up to 9 or 12(common number for converts) it'd be a bit more of a shock


sounds like it'd be fun though

I pulled 4 volts out as a starting place, I may have to pull out my electroplay unit and do some "hands on" study of my own one day hee hee

I wanted to stay under the 9 volt threshold that a battery unit would use to discourage someone from trying this with household voltage...

 

[Shankara20]

Yes! I was thinking of that Mythbusters episode too.

They found that you cannot get electrocuted by peeing on the third rail, but you can get electrocuted by peeing on an electrified fence.

http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2003/10/mythbusters_barrel_of_bricks_t.html
http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2004/06/return_of_mythbusters.html

cool - I love those guys. They go to some of the same stores in the SF Bay area I visited for some of my toys...

 

[Shankara20]

If you want to zap someone whilst they pee, maybe wrap em in an electric blanket.

interesting idea, but not exactly what I have in mind,

thanks

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I pulled 4 volts out as a starting place, I may have to pull out my electroplay unit and do some "hands on" study of my own one day hee hee

I wanted to stay under the 9 volt threshold that a battery unit would use to discourage someone from trying this with household voltage...

its not the voltage thats the kills, its the amps
I was saying those little AC attapters
they give a few good volts, but very little amperage, I've a reall old 6V @ 0.23Amp, it'd give you a nice tingly feeling but not much more

remeber, its the voltage that gets it going places, the amperage is what gives hurt

but yeah
stick with low to start

looking forward to the research mate

 

[nymphee]

I'm sorry, but every time I look at the title of this thread, I giggle.

 

[Shankara20]

its not the voltage thats the kills, its the amps
I was saying those little AC attapters
they give a few good volts, but very little amperage, I've a reall old 6V @ 0.23Amp, it'd give you a nice tingly feeling but not much more

remeber, its the voltage that gets it going places, the amperage is what gives hurt

but yeah
stick with low to start

looking forward to the research mate

amps! I forgot about those. Thats why I purchased a zap toy and did not try to make one of my own.

Thanks

 

[Shankara20]

I'm sorry, but every time I look at the title of this thread, I giggle.

silly French girl....

i know i know - your English living in France

but I lke saying "silly French girl..."



is it the "pee pee" or the "zap zap" part?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

amps! I forgot about those. Thats why I purchased a zap toy and did not try to make one of my own.

Thanks

yup
remember keep the amps low
you can play with a high voltage, just make sure you keep the amps low

higher the voltage the lower the amps

cause Volts * Amps == watts
so if you're going to start playing with higher volts make sure the watts(VA) are still the same as the lower voltage and you should be fine

 

[Etoile]

I'm sorry, but every time I look at the title of this thread, I giggle.

I like it too!

 

[nymphee]

silly French girl....

i know i know - your English living in France

but I lke saying "silly French girl..."



is it the "pee pee" or the "zap zap" part?

It's hearing it in the french accent in my head (I think in french) it just sounds so funny!

 

[Ebonyfire]

I personally stay away from the electrical stuff.

 

[raven_wish]

volunteer? no way
pee pee zap zap not 4 me
i think
yeah yeah its not
i think

lol