Pee by the Sea

[cheerful_deviant]

DUBLIN (Reuters) - A ramshackle public toilet could fetch 300,000 euros ($384,000) -- the price of a new house -- if politicians in western Ireland get their way.

The town of Lahinch reckons property-hungry buyers will snap up the dilapidated, out-of-order toilet because of its great location -- a surfing beach on Ireland's rugged Atlantic coast.

"You could leave the toilet block and be in the sea in less than 40 seconds," local politician Martin Conway told Reuters, but admitted: "It's quite remarkable that an old toilet block would fetch 300,000 euros."

The average cost of a home in Ireland, where house prices have gone up 15 percent in the past year, is 299,929 euros.

Local property auctioneer Nicola Leyden said the site, overlooking Ireland's best known surfing spot, was breathtaking: (This is my favorite quote. )"It's probably the most sought after pee you'll ever take on the west coast of Ireland."

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I'm still not sure if this is sad, scarry, funny or some combo of all. When I stop giggling I'll decide. Hmmmm... maybe I already have.

 

[Guest]

Excellent story!

And I really like your thread title.

 

[Skoobi]

I must've experienced a news blackout. I missed this. Lol.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Excellent story!

And I really like your thread title.

There's a story here somewhere... just not for me.

 

[Guest]

There's a story here somewhere... just not for me.

Wait until carson gets back.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Wait until carson gets back.

I was thinking Og. Has he hit the 'Surfer Pee' fetish yet?

 

[Guest]

I was thinking Og. Has he hit the 'Surfer Pee' fetish yet?

Oh my. Just spit out my drink.

 

[Skoobi]

Gross!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Oh my. Just spit out my drink.

Maybe there's a story there too.

 

[Guest]

Maybe there's a story there too.

What are you, some sort of pervert?

 

[Guest]

What are you, some sort of pervert?

(I mean, I never see you at the meetings.)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What are you, some sort of pervert?

Me? How dare you! I'm a paragon of virtue!











Now show me your tits.

 

[The_Fool]

Me? How dare you! I'm a paragon of virtue!











Now show me your tits.

I thought that was paradox of virtue.....

 

[Guest]

Me? How dare you! I'm a paragon of virtue!

Now show me your tits.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I thought that was paradox of virtue.....

Only after a few drinks.

 

[The_Fool]

Hey, I want to see them too......

 

[Skoobi]

Grins...pretends not to eavesdrop...

 

[The_Fool]

Grins...pretends not to eavesdrop...

Ah, an aural voyeur.......

 

[Guest]

I thought that was paradox of virtue.....

Pair of dox?

Pair of dicks?

Can I see THOSE, gentlemen?

 

[The_Fool]

Pair of dox?

Pair of dicks?

Can I see THOSE, gentlemen?

Only in person and only in a case of I'll show you mine if you show me yours....assuming you promise not to laugh.....


EDITED TO ADD: Or try to use permanent marker to make smiley faces....

 

[Skoobi]

Ah, an aural voyeur.......

Shhh...I'm lurking.

 

[Guest]

Only in person and only in a case of I'll show you mine if you show me yours....assuming you promise not to laugh.....


EDITED TO ADD: Or try to use permanent marker to make smiley faces....

Smiley faces?

Well, OK, but only in lipstick.

 

[oggbashan]

I was thinking Og. Has he hit the 'Surfer Pee' fetish yet?

Nope.

But in RL I have been campaigning against the closure and sale of public toilets locally.

In winter almost all the toilets in the district close at 7pm. The police arrest youngsters for peeing in the street but where else can they go when the pubs are shut?

Soon we will have our local carnival. Og and wife open up our downstairs toilet for visiting carnival courts to use so they don't have to make a 400 yard hike in prom gowns to the nearest public toilet.

Og